FULMER CUPDATE: DANGITY DANG DANG EDITION

by Orson on Jul 21, 2009 12:18 PM EDT

Mangino is impressed by the teamwork. Sometimes a bar fight does wonders for team chemistry, a lesson easily picked up by watching The Replacements or any other sports movie where, in lieu of detailing the boring grind of establishing characters and chemistry, the team simply gets into a tremendous sprawling tavern melee. "When did you come together as a team, Star Playerguy?" "Well, probably when I threw that chair at a man, missed, and hit a defenseless woman in the face." CUE SUCCESS MONTAGE AND FIVE GAME WIN STREAK IN 45 SECONDS.

Kansas reserve offensive lineman Jose Rodriguez helped his brother Cesar, a former KU lineman, remove a patron from the bar at 2 a.m. Saturday as part of their job as bouncers at the Cadillac Ranch, and must have been quite aggressive about it: both were booked for aggravated battery, giving KU three points in the Fulmer Cup for the transgression. Footage of the incident may be viewed here.

The Cadillac Ranch gets excellent reviews, by the way.

Greasy? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, VATO? [/thrown through plate glass window by huge lineman. again.]

E-i-e-i-oh. James McDonald had a beer, e-i-e-i-ho. And with this beer he had a shot, e-i-ei-oh. With a beer shot here/and a roadblock there/here's a cop/there's a cop/everywhere a cop cop/Two points for a DUI, E-i-e-i-D'OH.

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Honestly after reading this Cupdate I’m a little less angry about him getting busted. That was funny.

by psuphiman80 on Jul 21, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions

It’s a good thing my kids are teenagers because I doubt I’ll ever hear that nursery rhyme again without bursting into unexplainable laughter.

by DevilGrad on Jul 21, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

If it was ticket night at the Ranch, all charges should be dropped – that place is like the thunderdome when ticket night rolls around.

by gosouthgohard on Jul 21, 2009 12:36 PM EDT reply actions

Pity that Lawrence does not have a Double Deuce.

by HudiBlitz on Jul 21, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions

Sure, it’s full of greasy people and the cops lie in wait to give out DUI’s, but flagirl21 STILL gives it two stars.

by ohiodawg on Jul 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

/threadjack

According to the Orlando Sentinel, Kiffin swears he put Tebow on the 1st team.

Hopefully O will be able to figure out who did it at the media days.

by hobeg8r on Jul 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

Nice remix on Ol’ McDonald’s, pigs, chickens, cows, beer and a shot! 100+ cocktails, you are a truly demented Gator. Corch Meyer would be so proud.

by D-Macs LoveChile on Jul 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

Pity that Lawrence does not have a Double Deuce.

Ah, that’s the problem. They weren’t nice while taking out the trash.

by I R A Darth Aggie on Jul 21, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions

“What if somebody calls my momma a whore?”

“Is she?”

by Raider Red on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions

Hate to be a party pooper, but if his BAC was between .08 and .10 he probably didn’t have too many beers or shots since it really doesn’t take much to be “legally” drunk.

by Brizzle on Jul 21, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions