The Miami Herald’s list of up and coming players for the 2011 high school football season includes a kid whose picture we can’t find anywhere on these fine internets. Thus, this photo of American High’s rising defensive end God’s Power Offer will have to do.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Anonymous IV says:
Praise-God Barebone for God’s Power Offer!
July 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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haveagreatday says:
A friend of mine did his OB/GYN rotation at University Medical Center in Jackson, MS and he swears that a baby named Iwillariseandmeetjesus Jones was born during his time there. No spaces, all one word. Not quite as good as God’s Power Offer – no correctly used apostrohphes for one thing – but hopefully little baby Iwilla will grow to be a free safety or a fullback in about 15 years.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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WallaDawg says:
The two that follow are not far behind in preciousness: Edwidge Othelot (as pronounced by HRH Lou Holtz) and Ladell Pleasure (pick your poison: porno nom de cine, early 80’s R&B frontman, now playing at a casino near you).
Wu-Tang’s debut album is righteous, as is their newest, just released last week. All good English majors, however, also pay especial attention to Black Elvis, aka Kool Keith.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
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DevilGrad says:
That reminds me; I meant to point out to you that Maryland has signed Tyrek Cheeseboro, who joins a roster including the immortal Bearthur Johnson.
http://www.testudotimes.com/2009/7/19/954764/terps-land-tyrek-cheeseboro
July 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
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GTSteve says:
Could you imagine the pick-up lines this guy could deliver with all seriousness?
July 20th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker says:
Thurdywon Enchcock thinks your DE is a pussy.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
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ChasingMizzou says:
God Always Be Closing
July 20th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Back in the 80s SoCal had a RB whose first name was Estrus. I was laughing so hard I never caught his last name.
And we stiil have MIke Hunt in Starksville, ready to take on Nutt without Dicks.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
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WallaDawg says:
Estrus Crayton, if memory serves. No relation to the departed volleyballer, Flo Hymon.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
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Vandy J says:
Who the hell, I ask you, couldn’t use a QB called Sterling Darling?
(Use for what, I have no idea…)
July 20th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
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I R A Darth Aggie says:
A friend of mine did his OB/GYN rotation at University Medical Center in Jackson, MS and he swears that a baby named Iwillariseandmeetjesus Jones was born during his time there.
Could have been worse. Could have named him Iwillfuckyouintheass Jones.
July 20th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
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chg says:
The All-Name Team for soccer and swimming isn’t nearly this much fun.
July 20th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
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GatorAM says:
I’m disappointed… I saw the photo and immediately thought “YESSSSS! Some team has their very own luck dragon and I can yell Falcor at the TV without shame or abandon (or at least, with a little less shame and abandon than usual), wooooooo!!!!”
But no. God’s Power Offer.
Luck dragon tease.
July 20th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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the ex-croominator says:
#2,
You sure he didn’t go on to pen the early 90’s hit “Right Here, Right Now”?
I’ll show myself out…
July 20th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
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cbweatherman says:
Praise Cthulhu!!!
July 20th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
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tailgate shogun says:
I hate my parents for not naming me something as f-ing awesome as ‘God’s Power Offer’.
Stupid white people back in the mid 1970s. Not thinking progressively enough to go with something powerful and memorable.
July 20th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
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gtne91 says:
No name will ever beat Lucious Pusey.
I cant believe he changed his last name half way thru college.
July 20th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I still can’t believe there isnt a DB named “Two For One Jesus” or “But Wait There’s More Holy Ghost”
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
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fred says:
i now this kid i play on the same team if you want his picture go to the insidetheu website he is a DE for 2011 american high.
July 28th, 2009 at 9:18 am
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Stella says:
His name is actually Godspower OFFOR (not Offer) and there is a picture of him if you search carefully
October 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 am