COOKING AWAY. APPETIZER: HOT DEATH

by Orson on Jul 17, 2009 11:12 AM EDT

We're cooking up Spicy Livin'. In the meantime, please enjoy hot death, ominous french horns, and squiggly video effects. THIS TERRIFYING FOOTAGE IS BEING BROADCAST FROM URBAN MEYER'S INDESTRUCTIBLE SWAMPBUNKER OF EXCELLENCE. Do not attempt to block its signal.

Did you know Ahmad Black leaves a white silk glove with his initials on it in the hands of the intended receiver as a calling card each time he makes an interception? Now you do.

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That looked like something an Alabama “Woooo” “RooolllLLLllLLLllLLLll” homer would make. FUCK YOU ALABAMA FANS! Have a nice weekend.

by ALGator on Jul 17, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions

Wow…Is it September already? Hey, Media Days begins in 5 days…….its almost here! its almost here!

by Stan Gable on Jul 17, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions

actually, i heard he left latex gloves. and those aren’t his initials.

i’m not sure what that means, but it sounds derogatory enough. let’s move on.

by jd on Jul 17, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions

Are You Ready?

I cannot believe the title is Are You Ready?

Hotty Toddy.

by Grant on Jul 17, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions

Not ONE of those highlights was against Alabama. Maybe they should show the ref calling the “facemask” when Tebow was stopped on third down while the Tide was winning in the 4th quarter. Sorry, I’m almost over it. Best preview I’ve seen yet. Viginia Tech has some pretty good ones too. Good luck Gators. See you on December 5.

by TideOneOn on Jul 17, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

See you on December 5.

….on television! BAMA BURN OOOOOOOHHHHHH

by Holly on Jul 17, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

OMG – I think I’m hyperventilating…7 weeks 1 day till life begins again.

by g8rslm on Jul 17, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions

Holly – that’s plain mean. You know we don’t have television yet in Alabama. But I guess I’ll be listening to you guys play Ole Miss (yeah, right…don’t buy the hype for a second) on my transistor. Maybe with one of them Pizza Beers you reviewed.

by TideOneOn on Jul 17, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

and #6: Agreed.

Round the bowl and down the hole – roll tide roll

by JJ Gator on Jul 17, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

Wow. I’m ready for September. Not a Gator fan, but if I were I would be crying (or running through the wall in my office). The music from “Saw” is the clincher.

by MalibuJuice on Jul 17, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t know about Black’s calling card, but Wright leaves a faint trace of bloody residue behind.

That nasty hit vs. OU? It’s called “Setting the Stage,” bitches.

by DHC on Jul 17, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions

- was that the same fourth quarter where, with the game on the line, the tide offense gained all of…one…yard? everyone hates to see a borderline call impact a game, but surely that aforementioned statistic played a part as well?

by Ltrain on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions