The Big Board is brought to you this week, as it is every week, by Brian. He remains hung as ever, and could even be referred to as "Reggie Nelson-esque" in that department.

Notes, Clarifications, and Demonstrations of Poor Math Skills.

The Sargasso Sea of Chicanery. Only a lone point for Nebraska's Tim Marlowe, the hardbitten detective who got couldn't stand the thought of that steel hammer smoking his partner in the alley, and needed a few belts to keep that ugly picture out of his head. One measly point for them, and otherwise we're cruising into a home stretch and waiting on the inevitable burst of points that rain down when kids return to campus for fall.