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Around SBN: The Ten Worst Swings Of The 2011 Season

FULMER CUPDATE: CRIMINALLY DOLDRUM

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The Sargasso Sea of Chicanery. Only a lone point for Nebraska's Tim Marlowe, the hardbitten detective who got couldn't stand the thought of that steel hammer smoking his partner in the alley, and needed a few belts to keep that ugly picture out of his head. One measly point for them, and otherwise we're cruising into a home stretch and waiting on the inevitable burst of points that rain down when kids return to campus for fall.

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no points for the Arky State dumbassery?

Or have they just not filed charges yet?

by CincySooner on Jul 16, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

“Marshall: Cause there ain’t shit to do here”

by Big Head on Jul 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

“Illinoise: It is correctable, and we’re getting better and better. We have a long ways to go, but we’re not there yet. We’re close to where we need to be. Now where the fuck is the Pi Kapp house?”

by JJ Gator on Jul 16, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll go on record as the guy who takes the blame if this post causes a jinx/curse/oh-you-did-it-now type meltdown, but I’d just like to point out the relative dearth of one and two point arrests flowing out of traffic stops and barfights in Athens. Usually (esp. last summer) we’re knee deep in DUI, MIP and wreckless driving yellow slips from the overzealous boys in blue of Clarke County.

by ronald on Jul 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m a little disturbed by Georgia’s near no-show in this year’s cup so far. Athens-Clarke County cops sure aren’t doing their jobs this year. Surely there’s at least one sophomore currently passed out on a toilet after driving to a bar without a license waiting to be brought to justice.

by JoeDawg on Jul 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

CincySooner, the latest I heard was that the Arkansas State player was considered just a suspect right now.

by Theskipster on Jul 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Certainly there’s an ATM somewhere in Athens that has been pissed on this summer???

However, due to budget cuts, the ACCPD Division of Moped Enforcement has been scaled back.

by Joe Cox has alopecia on Jul 16, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

24 arrests under Urban Meyer? YOU WIN! GO GATORS!

by Casey on Jul 19, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dust Doe just went down again on his second drving without a license in Gainesville.

by Chop Master on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

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