CURIOUS INDEX, 7/15/2009
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High Plains Drifter. Pardon our absence, but we felt fine leaving you with the Comtesse de Stabwound for a few days. (As long as you didn’t feed her after midnight. And you didn’t do that, right? RIGHT?) We’ve been driving across California. That takes time, but we had this stuck in our head the whole time, and that and the meth really took the edge off.
The relevant reasons–besides an eternal search for truth, vengeance, and petrol on the highlands in between fights with gay motorcycle bandits–we were doing this are hereand here. Don’t ever run in the desert, ladies and gentlemen. A quote: “I suffered tremendously.” At least he’s frank about it. It’s odd to us that ESPN even has an online side anymore; aside from Bruce Feldman’s quality online work, they appear to be mired balls-deep in the hottest websites of 1999, and only lack spinning gumball light gifs and “Congratulations! You’ve won a free iPod” audio ads to complete the picture. Yet they still have online chats, and sometimes their employees will actually admit during said online chats that their employers have some serious and far-reaching influence over the structure of the games they cover. Cowboy Preppie Pimpbot Peter speaks. Peter makes an appearance on the In the Bleachers podcast, and yes, EDSBS Live is returning in one form or another, since we think we found the dessicated wreck of the NowLive server in the middle of the Mojave driving to Las Vegas yesterday, and it is pissed and wants revenge. Not fired, but “resigned post-facto.” Tommy Bowden and Clemson do not agree on how Tommy Bowden left the job. Why don’t you just get the coaching staff to remove their shirts and move it as a motivational tool? They could just all team up, pick up 80 tons (NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!) and then, when half of the coaching staff ruptures their spinal column in the process. Lane Kiffin can claim it was all part of the plan all along, in order to recruit better coaches for the next season. Because he’s in control, completely in control, all part of the plan, dammit Dad where’s the remote for the tv in the film room? Where’d you put it Dad! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME. |
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drexyl says:
Just in case someone couldn’t visualize the complex contruction lingo of “move the rock across the street” they were kind enough to provide a graphic for the lay people
http://media.knoxnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/30/063009rockmap_t607.jpg
there. that clears that up.
July 15th, 2009 at 8:58 am
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Counter Trap says:
I’d rather suffer dehydration and sunstroke in the high desert than run for exercise.
Oh, and that Tommy Bowden is a man among men isn’t he? Let’s offer Clay Aiken and him the host roles on a reincarnation of “The Man Show.”
July 15th, 2009 at 9:10 am
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Counter Trap says:
Additional bonus advert question: What’s the ETA on the arrival of the totally bare-breasted Evony chick?
July 15th, 2009 at 9:12 am
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justanotherbuckeye says:
Ahhh, the Beastie’s before they turned into annoying aging hipster preacher guys……………..those were the days.
July 15th, 2009 at 9:27 am
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Terry B. says:
TOMMY WAS FAHRED!
July 15th, 2009 at 9:33 am
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vegas_buckeye says:
Rocky Top’s Rock is made of dolostone/dolomite – which is a limestone. Geographically, limestone forms in a deep marine environment and the primary source of calcium is a result of dead fish parts.
The acts as further evidence of the Kiffen crew being totally under water in their jobs, and ready to sleep with the dead fishes.
July 15th, 2009 at 9:33 am
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Beef says:
Pat’s middle name is Head? Wha?
July 15th, 2009 at 9:42 am
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Ajax says:
Pingpong, BJJ, so when will we see you doing some Crossfit?
July 15th, 2009 at 9:58 am
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sonofsamford says:
#3 I’m guessing the game must have something to do with locating her missing areolae.
July 15th, 2009 at 9:59 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
That bleeding whore of a NowLive Bot needs to be killed. With fire. And toss in a couple sabot rounds for good measure.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:08 am
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Cock D says:
That Evony ad is everywhere these days… There is no way that the game could have as much flesh as the ad.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:33 am
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ALGatir says:
Really curious to see Kiffin’s first year @ UT. One thing is becoming abundantly clear. If they lose a game (or many games as I predict), it will be on purpose. Ya know, for the kids. As in, recruting.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am
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JD says:
So if Tennessee’s women’s basketball coach had a life-size vinyl wall graphic of herself, would that be a “Pat Head Fathead”?
(I will not apologize for this awful pun and you can’t make me.)
July 15th, 2009 at 11:33 am
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DrB says:
Another case of Tammy throwing somebody under the bus to deflect attention from himself and impress future employers.
I think the truth is somewhere in between.
July 15th, 2009 at 11:59 am
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Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don't They says:
I’m relieved everyone else is seeing that Evony ad all over the place. I thought I had somehow been cookie’d as a porn and Warcraft enthusiast.
July 15th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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dc trojan says:
[disables AdBlocker]
July 15th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
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bup bup bup says:
paul’s boutique really is the best beastie boys album, shadrach ftw
July 15th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
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Erik says:
Shit man, I didn’t know you were at Badwater! Definitely an event I aspire to see, although not compete in, someday.
- just a marathoner
July 15th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Erik, you don’t want to run the Badwater.
July 15th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
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Erik says:
I just said that
I’m definitely in the considering-an-ironman camp though…
July 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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Anon says:
Has anyone clicked through the link for the UT rock article and seen the photos of the “worst prostitution offenders” in Knox County. Whew – the fact that somebody would actually pay for any of those ladies services is beyond me. Of course, that’s why I don’t live in Tennessee.
July 15th, 2009 at 4:42 pm