CURIOUS INDEX, 7/15/2009
by Orson on Jul 15, 2009 9:43 AM EDT
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High Plains Drifter. Pardon our absence, but we felt fine leaving you with the Comtesse de Stabwound for a few days. (As long as you didn't feed her after midnight. And you didn't do that, right? RIGHT?) We've been driving across California. That takes time, but we had this stuck in our head the whole time, and that and the meth really took the edge off. The relevant reasons--besides an eternal search for truth, vengeance, and petrol on the highlands in between fights with gay motorcycle bandits--we were doing this are hereand here. Don't ever run in the desert, ladies and gentlemen. A quote: "I suffered tremendously." At least he's frank about it. It's odd to us that ESPN even has an online side anymore; aside from Bruce Feldman's quality online work, they appear to be mired balls-deep in the hottest websites of 1999, and only lack spinning gumball light gifs and "Congratulations! You've won a free iPod" audio ads to complete the picture. Yet they still have online chats, and sometimes their employees will actually admit during said online chats that their employers have some serious and far-reaching influence over the structure of the games they cover. Cowboy Preppie Pimpbot Peter speaks. Peter makes an appearance on the In the Bleachers podcast, and yes, EDSBS Live is returning in one form or another, since we think we found the dessicated wreck of the NowLive server in the middle of the Mojave driving to Las Vegas yesterday, and it is pissed and wants revenge. Not fired, but "resigned post-facto." Tommy Bowden and Clemson do not agree on how Tommy Bowden left the job. Why don't you just get the coaching staff to remove their shirts and move it as a motivational tool? They could just all team up, pick up 80 tons (NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!) and then, when half of the coaching staff ruptures their spinal column in the process. Lane Kiffin can claim it was all part of the plan all along, in order to recruit better coaches for the next season. Because he's in control, completely in control, all part of the plan, dammit Dad where's the remote for the tv in the film room? Where'd you put it Dad! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME. |
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Just in case someone couldn’t visualize the complex contruction lingo of “move the rock across the street” they were kind enough to provide a graphic for the lay people
http://media.knoxnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/30/063009rockmap_t607.jpg
that clears that up.by drexyl on Jul 15, 2009 9:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather suffer dehydration and sunstroke in the high desert than run for exercise.
Oh, and that Tommy Bowden is a man among men isn’t he? Let’s offer Clay Aiken and him the host roles on a reincarnation of “The Man Show.”
by Counter Trap on Jul 15, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Additional bonus advert question: What’s the ETA on the arrival of the totally bare-breasted Evony chick?
by Counter Trap on Jul 15, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, the Beastie’s before they turned into annoying aging hipster preacher guys……………..those were the days.
by justanotherbuckeye on Jul 15, 2009 10:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rocky Top’s Rock is made of dolostone/dolomite – which is a limestone. Geographically, limestone forms in a deep marine environment and the primary source of calcium is a result of dead fish parts.
The acts as further evidence of the Kiffen crew being totally under water in their jobs, and ready to sleep with the dead fishes.
by vegas_buckeye on Jul 15, 2009 10:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pingpong, BJJ, so when will we see you doing some Crossfit?
by Ajax on Jul 15, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
- I’m guessing the game must have something to do with locating her missing areolae.
by sonofsamford on Jul 15, 2009 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That bleeding whore of a NowLive Bot needs to be killed. With fire. And toss in a couple sabot rounds for good measure.
by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 15, 2009 11:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That Evony ad is everywhere these days… There is no way that the game could have as much flesh as the ad.
by Cock D on Jul 15, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really curious to see Kiffin’s first year @ UT. One thing is becoming abundantly clear. If they lose a game (or many games as I predict), it will be on purpose. Ya know, for the kids. As in, recruting.
by ALGatir on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So if Tennessee’s women’s basketball coach had a life-size vinyl wall graphic of herself, would that be a “Pat Head Fathead”?
(I will not apologize for this awful pun and you can’t make me.)
by JD on Jul 15, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another case of Tammy throwing somebody under the bus to deflect attention from himself and impress future employers.
I think the truth is somewhere in between.
by DrB on Jul 15, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m relieved everyone else is seeing that Evony ad all over the place. I thought I had somehow been cookie’d as a porn and Warcraft enthusiast.
by Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don't They on Jul 15, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
paul’s boutique really is the best beastie boys album, shadrach ftw
by bup bup bup on Jul 15, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit man, I didn’t know you were at Badwater! Definitely an event I aspire to see, although not compete in, someday.
- just a marathoner
by Erik on Jul 15, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Erik, you don’t want to run the Badwater.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 15, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just said that :P
I’m definitely in the considering-an-ironman camp though…
by Erik on Jul 15, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone clicked through the link for the UT rock article and seen the photos of the “worst prostitution offenders” in Knox County. Whew – the fact that somebody would actually pay for any of those ladies services is beyond me. Of course, that’s why I don’t live in Tennessee.
by Anon on Jul 15, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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