IS THIS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO WOULD EMPLOY HIS PLAYERS TO RUN HIGH EXPLOSIVES TO MEXICO?
Via the good Doctor, holy shit: Ole Miss stars Greg Hardy and Dexter McCluster got themselves in a car wreck over the weekend that involved open flames:
According to Nutt, another driver pulled out in front of the vehicle Hardy was driving and made contact with the front right tire, pushing it into the engine. Nutt said the vehicle caught fire but the players escaped serious injury.
A likely story (little is known of the Rebs’ “Fear Makes You Fast” offseason conditioning program), but for the moment we’re just glad both guys are up and about and in possession of all their limbs and functions. Next time, Boss Hawg, hire some pros. Those boys should’ve been drunk in a pool somewhere.
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Signal to Noise says:
“Boys, I need y’all to pull some Dukes of Hazzard-type shit….toughen you up some for this SEC West schedule. Got it?”
July 13th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
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Bunkie Perkins says:
Well when your off-season film study consists of nothing but Smokey and the Bandit II on a loop, this was bound to eventually happen.
July 13th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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JIMatUA says:
While reading this I imagine a large fig newton sticker on the windshield, a live cougar in the car and after the wreck someone yelling “Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!” Yep that sounds about right. Giggitah!
July 13th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
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hailstate says:
Who new ‘09 Escalades were so flammable?
July 13th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
If Coach O were still there, they would have a new Hummer by now.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
“Is this a man….high expolsives to Mexico?”
UNEQUIVACABLY AND ABSOLUTELY YES, YES, YES.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
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Houston's Nutts says:
@5
Only if the players vowed to ride around in them while not wearing a shirt.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:48 pm