IS THIS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO WOULD EMPLOY HIS PLAYERS TO RUN HIGH EXPLOSIVES TO MEXICO?
by Holly Anderson on Jul 13, 2009 1:43 PM EDT
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Via the good Doctor, holy shit: Ole Miss stars Greg Hardy and Dexter McCluster got themselves in a car wreck over the weekend that involved open flames:
According to Nutt, another driver pulled out in front of the vehicle Hardy was driving and made contact with the front right tire, pushing it into the engine. Nutt said the vehicle caught fire but the players escaped serious injury.
A likely story (little is known of the Rebs' "Fear Makes You Fast" offseason conditioning program), but for the moment we're just glad both guys are up and about and in possession of all their limbs and functions. Next time, Boss Hawg, hire some pros. Those boys should've been drunk in a pool somewhere.
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“Boys, I need y’all to pull some Dukes of Hazzard-type shit….toughen you up some for this SEC West schedule. Got it?”
by Signal to Noise on Jul 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
Well when your off-season film study consists of nothing but Smokey and the Bandit II on a loop, this was bound to eventually happen.
by Bunkie Perkins on Jul 13, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
While reading this I imagine a large fig newton sticker on the windshield, a live cougar in the car and after the wreck someone yelling “Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!” Yep that sounds about right. Giggitah!
by JIMatUA on Jul 13, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
If Coach O were still there, they would have a new Hummer by now.
by Kevin@LSU on Jul 13, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
“Is this a man….high expolsives to Mexico?”
UNEQUIVACABLY AND ABSOLUTELY YES, YES, YES.
by yoyofutbawl on Jul 13, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
@5
Only if the players vowed to ride around in them while not wearing a shirt.
by Houston's Nutts on Jul 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
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