MANY HAPPY RETURNS

by Holly Anderson on Jul 12, 2009 1:44 PM EDT

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Yes, happy birthday to you, O. But, why the unnecessary Georgia dig?

by Coop on Jul 12, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions

You must be new.

by Holly on Jul 12, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

Man, Fuck Florida. And Auburn. Fuck Auburn and Florida.

Man, I can’t wait to beat Auburn and Florida in Tiger Stadium…

by Angry LSU fan on Jul 12, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions

I’m sure #3 meant to say “Happy Birthday, Orson”. As did I.

by Eric Angevine on Jul 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions

I thought about wishing you happy birthday, but then realized that you own the greatest blog on the Internet, a gig with TSN, and a national championship plus Tebow coming back for more. So instead I will wish you a go to hell you son of a bitch. But a happy birthday on the way.

by Vandy J on Jul 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions

May you have all the cocktails you desire!

by EastHoustonpondwater on Jul 12, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions

Drink to the dead, ye who’re still alive! Happy birthday from 3rd and Myrtle and all across GT, Orson!

by Nick Black on Jul 13, 2009 2:02 AM EDT reply actions

Happy Belated.

Also, @1… what do you mean “unnecessary”? What could be more—Tom Cruise pause—necessary?

by TJ on Jul 13, 2009 6:47 AM EDT reply actions

Happy belated birthday, Orson!

BTW, Freek, the jorts in the background were a nice touch.

by Geaux Irish on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 AM EDT reply actions

So if Orson’s birthday was Sunday, whats the over/under on when he breaks the alcohol-induced radio silence? (i.e. hangover)

Noon? three pm? Wednesday morning?

Place your bets now, gentlemen (and ladies).

by CincySooner on Jul 13, 2009 8:17 AM EDT reply actions

I watched that 17 times before I realized it was shopped. Because, frankly, that’s exactly what I would figure O’s birthday party would look like without any visual effects. Except Wilford Brimley would be passing out the presents.

by MaconDawg on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions