Comments on: ESPN ANNOUNCER PAIRINGS FOR FALL WOOOOOOOYEAH

By: icgold

icgold — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:20:04 +0000

Agree with those calling for more Ron Franklin. Why must they keep forcing Pam Ward on us?

By: Al-D

Al-D — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:28:37 +0000

@ 27
the term Jort Illuminati just made my whole summer.

The dave’s fighting to the death is the funniest mental image I’ve had in years. That said, until last year when they added some hi def, JP/LF’s graphics that were so bad my xbox 360 definitely looked more like a actual football game

By: Card carrying member

Card carrying member — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:08:02 +0000

Jort Illuminati… Delightfully evil. A term for the ages. No doubt Pope Urban will replace the phrase “Gator Nation” with it in the gospel according to Tebow starting with “the speech”.

By: Miss Horn Dawg

Miss Horn Dawg — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:35:51 +0000

No more Buzz?!?!? Goddammit to hell. Yeah, a dorky little party ball. I used to think he was disabled because he was always in that chair!

By: Hawgustus Caesar

Hawgustus Caesar — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:18:17 +0000

Matt “Meathead” Millen is to an NFL GM Office as Chris “Monosyllabic Grunt” Spielman is to the broadcast booth.

By: EZ

EZ — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:50:51 +0000

@ 9,

Amen. Not seeing Buzz Baker at 11am is gonna be tough. I’m gonna miss that dorky little party ball.

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:46:48 +0000

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I hate Mike Patrick. He ruins every sport he touches. Fuck him in the ear with a wire hanger. That said, Paul Maguire deserves a fate worse than death. I hope they put him out on that fuckin chair again and he gets struck by lightning and shit on by a flock of birds at the same time.

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:44:31 +0000

Ltrain – or get the downs wrong on a goal-line situation.

By: Ltrain

Ltrain — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:43:12 +0000

I wish Fox would do Saturday games so I could miss a few snaps a game to see a band member staring blankly into space…

By: JimHalpert

JimHalpert — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:35:31 +0000

Dave Neal will be a sad, cold man without the other two. The whole of The Daves was definitely better than the sum of its third-rate parts.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:57:46 +0000

Great stuff here: The Ron Franklin Suite and the Dave Death Match are both gold.

By: JD

JD — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:53:44 +0000

Good to see Pam Ward still patroling the third-tier ACC/non-BCS game on ESPN2 on Saturday afternoons. And shutting down the town’s biker bars the night before.

By: CADawg

CADawg — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:55:40 +0000

Uncle Verne shat out the remaining Daves without remorse or pleasure.

By: Pig Stabbi n Z

Pig Stabbi n Z — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:58:05 +0000

I am thankful for every year that ESPN decides to keep Rece Davis in the studio show. That guy is fantastic.

By: TigerNacho

TigerNacho — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:55:25 +0000

Still! No Ron Franklin?!
ESPN hates our freedom.