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by Orson on Jul 9, 2009 2:21 PM EDT

Blame Ragin' Cajun for introducing you to da Chlamydia Crusher and her posse.

--Everson Griffen and Jordan Campbell of USC may have been arrested in Nanutucket over the weekend for disturbing the peace, which would net USC two points in the Fulmer Cup if the charges stand. Hopefully netting all that sweet Nantucket tail was worth it, brah, because you know that's what they were doing up top! (retreats from the computer with high-five unreturned.)

-LSU decided to put a tiny LSU on the front of their jersey, presumably so climbers lost in summit attempts on Herman Johnson can have a landmark as a reference point for rescue attempts.

--This is yet another example of why the generalist columnist is a wounded springbok staggering under the gaze of a hundred hungry hyenas. Viva la niche!

--We've never come out of the SEC scotch-free, especially if you count whiskey.

I am more familiar with the conference that I am in and I will challenge anybody to go through the SEC and come out of there scotch free. I’m kind of dodging your question (laughing).

Nutt also credits Danny Nutt, his brother, with bringing the Wildcat formation to Arkansas in the interview and putting Darren McFadden instead of a qb for the snap. No mention of any other coaches. Gus Malzahn, if given the chance at any point, will score seventy on Houston Nutt. Laughter will be had.

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Malzahn will have his chance this fall, but will probably not have the horses to manage seven points, let alone 70.

And yes, I know how bad the ARK defense is expected to be.

by jthomas666 on Jul 9, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions

Do you think they told these people what their nicknames would be before the pictures were taken, and if they did know how did they get anyone to be in the picture?

by Doyle Hargrave on Jul 9, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions

I may be scotch-free but I am gin-addled…however the expected “giggity” just doesn’t roll off my keyboard very well. Sorry.

by sb on Jul 9, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions

da Crabs ASSASSIN looks all pissed off. Do you think he’s disappointed that da Condom FATHER doesn’t trust him enough to give him a higher post in the family?

“I mean how many crabs a man got to assassinate up in this bitch to get a promotion? Them mofo’s are jus’ erewhere! I guess he still pissed from when I got with da Herpes HIT WOMAN. . . . . Wait, no, no, that never happened!! Shit!!!”

by General Disarray on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

Comparing the Big 12 South to the SEC West is like comparing Haiti to the U.S.

by poisonous douche on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

Nine African-Americans with aggresive descriptors and one white girl named “hit woman”.

What was the marketing agent thinking?
Don’t forget to put herpes on the billboard!! Its the “white” STD!!"

by CincySooner on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions

Ok, I’ll bite… Based on what?

You might be over-stating the prowess of the SEC West just a wee bit.

by CincySooner on Jul 9, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, please explain how the SEC West is superior to the Big 12 South. LSU has been the only consistently very good to great program in the SEC West in the last 10 years. Granted, Alabama is basically going to be in that group, henceforth, but Oklahoma and Texas have been in that category for quite a while.

Auburn clearly seems to have issues at present, Petrino will probably do well at Arky but it is a hair harder to win at Arky than it is at Louisville given the competition, and saying Ole Miss is some up and coming program, they still lost to Wake and Vandy last year, is like saying Texas Tech is the same. Glad you won the Cotton Bowl, Rebels, and looking forward to seeing what that 35 man class does for you and all, but really?

I would take the SEC East over the Big 12 South, but even then the, “Haiti to US,” comparison is not apt.

by Coop on Jul 9, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions

I thought that disturbing the peace in Nantucket was wearing shoes with more color than a pair of Docksiders. What did they do, hit on the police chief’s wife?

by dc trojan on Jul 9, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

I think #5 was subconsciously inspired by SNL’s Bad Idea Jeans ad about Haiti (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/saturday-night-live-saturday-night-live-bad-idea-jeans/2296379018; it’s funnier if you’re old enough to remember the Dockers campaign they’re mocking). Agree that the CFB comparison is, at best, hyperbole.

This seems an appropriate place to point out that Northwestern just received a verbal from the awesomely named Chi Chi Ariguzo. I’m mentally picturing his encounter with a vice cop or public health official: "I’m telling yous, my girls is all clean!"

by HudiBlitz on Jul 9, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions

I’m sure Nantucket is great, but I kind of question the wisdom of leaving Southern California to go to the beach in New England.

by DanF on Jul 9, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

Hopefully netting all that sweet Nantucket tail was worth it, brah, because you know that’s what they were doing up top! (retreats from the computer with high-five unreturned.)

High five, Orson. High five.

(I don’t know what tag WordPress uses for italics, so wish me luck that this works.)

by Tim on Jul 9, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions

“Da Gonorrhea Breaker.” Exhibit A why NOLA must be rebuilt!

by EZ on Jul 9, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions

Well that didn’t take long. From ESPN:

A spokesperson from the Nantucket Police Department said Thursday there were no criminal charges filed against USC defensive end Everson Griffen or linebacker Jordan Campbell, nor were the pair arrested, as reported elsewhere, for “breach of peace.”

The pair were cited for being at loud at a July 4th party

“The charges were a civil matter — kind of like getting a speeding ticket for making too much noise,” the spokesperson said. “As far as criminal matters there are no criminal matters for any of the individuals involved in that party.”

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/pac10/0-10-31/Clearing-up-the-details-of-the-Griffen—legal—issue.html

by ev on Jul 9, 2009 5:12 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, please explain how the SEC West is superior to the Big 12 South.

Because I’ll take Miss. St. and Arkansas every time against TAMU and Baylor.

by Counter Trap on Jul 9, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

Oops, did I say Haiti to U.S.? I meant to say Bob Uecker to Babe Ruth.

by poisonous douche on Jul 9, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

Typical Houston Nutt taking credit for the Wildcat formation GUS MALZHAN brought to the Arkansas offense in 2006.

Against Vandy in 2005, Nutt gave current Raider Darren McFadden and current Cowboy Felix Jones ONE combined carry. He said after the game he was afraid they might fumble. Arkansas lost that game to Vandy at home.

Everyone be sure and watch Danny Nutt on the Ole Miss sidelines this year. The Nutts have been reprimanded by the SEC TWICE the last two seasons because brother Danny was fulfilling roles as an assistant coach. Only problem is Danny would have taken Nutt’s staff over the 9 allowable assistants.

by Jim Grizzle on Jul 9, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions

@1 I think Gus would want to put up 70 on Ole Piss, not the Pigs, because of how he feels about the Nutt brothers.

by Running Joe Rides Again on Jul 9, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions

@7. agreed. it’s more like; big 12 south : canada :: the SEC west : USA.

canada is nice, but it aint equal to the usa, no matter how hard canada wants you to think it is.

by tempebamafan on Jul 9, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions

For the record, springbok is tasty as hell, as long as it’s not served like a carpaccio.

by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Jul 9, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions

@17 & 18… Please come to our website and post asinine shit on it. It’s July, and we need some entertainment.
Glad you guys somehow acquired and learned how to use computers, btw. And yeah, if Malzahn’s offense scores more than 20 on Ole Miss this season, I’ll shit a brick.

by Whiskey Wednesday on Jul 10, 2009 2:01 AM EDT reply actions

@15

Unfortunately for your argument, there are more than two teams each in the BigXII South and SEC West.

The Canada/USA comparison isn’t really accurate either. I’d say it’s more West Coast USA/East Coast USA. Personally, I think the B12 South every bit as good as the SEC West.

by CincySooner on Jul 10, 2009 8:35 AM EDT reply actions

Texas, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Oklahoma State

vs.

Ole Miss, Alabama, LSU, take your pick of Auburn or Arky

If you look at the above and honestly believe that the SEC West was better last year or will be better this year, and if you throw up Ole Miss beating TT I will happily remind you that Ole Miss could not beat Wake, SCar, or Vandy, then you are that SEC homer from Friday morning’s Curious Index that goes out of their way to scream their bias.

No, the Big 12 South is currently superior to the SEC West. The SEC, overall, is superior to the Big 12, and the East beats the South, but not the West.

by Coop on Jul 10, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

SEC Homer here, but i gotta agree with coop, last year Auburn, LSU, Arkie, and even Miss St. were all down. No way the SEC West is as good as the little dozen south. maybe a few years ago when Auburn and LSU were both running hot but not now.

by Mooncricket on Jul 10, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions