Comments on: TOP TWELVE SEC QUARTERBACKS IN A FIGHT

By: The Chiznik

The Chiznik — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:12:00 +0000

Jeff Burger woulda kicked all their asses or shot ‘em. That is if he wasn’t too busy plagarizing their reports.

By: zzgator

zzgator — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:24:04 +0000

col reb…wow…mint juleps already at this time o’ the morning?

Settle down, son.

By: Joe Nutts

Joe Nutts — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:07:10 +0000

“all the mobility of a lead coffee table.”

Same goes for McElroy…

By: col reb

col reb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:56:05 +0000

i agree terry tate, the mannings are SUCH pussies. because only a pussy can be an all-sec, all-american, go 1st in the draft, sign record-breaking contracts, win a super bowl, win mvp of the super bowl, have multiple charities/foundations that help underprivileged kids, marry hot-ass women, have multi-million-dollar homes throughout the US and the Caribbean…man what PUSSIES they are. come to think of it, they really dont have to fight. they just snap their fingers like the Fonz and Kimbo Slice magically appears and fist-rapes whoever might be threatening them. they have that kind of superpower.

By: Douche McClassy

Douche McClassy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:45:37 +0000

But seriously, Tebow not #1? There are not enough bar stools and broken beer bottles in any bar that can make him stop. Just insult Jesus and watch him turn green and rip off his shirt.

By: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:24:54 +0000

I met Eli Manning at Fat Harry’s in New Orleans a few years back and when i approached him to say hello he kinda jumped back in his booth like i was coming at him with an uzi. What a little girl. But Peyton on the other hand, no- wait, also a pussy.

By: col reb

col reb — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:00:11 +0000

other things to make fun of about tebow:
1. he was homeschooled, and we ALL know how weird those kids are
2. he likes to play with little boys’ privates during the offseason
3. he cried like a little biatch on national tv after the rebels, well, basically marched to his home and kicked the door to his house off the hinges and had sex (consensual, emphasis on ’sensual’ because we’re just damn good lovers) with his girlfriend while forcing him to watch i guess is what it would amount too
4. he apologizes REPEATEDLY and publicly for losing, and as Special Agent Gibbs would say, “DON’T APOLOGIZE, IT MAKES YOU LOOK WEAK!”

Oh, and Ohio State, you don’t even belong in this discussion. Seriously, what the FUCK were doing in the last two Natty Championships anyway? Yall looked like a monkey fucking a football. You guys looked abosufckinglutely rigoddamndiculous out there and got your asses handed to you both times. Just because you get there doesn’t make you hard…you gotta perform once you arrive. Just ask Graham Harrell about arriving and performing and he’ll spin you a yarn about a severely underrated team that tripped to his home late last year and, well, reread number 3 above, minus the crying part…at least in public. He probably boo-hooed in the locker room while being consoled with pats on the buttocks and ‘good career, man’s by several naked men.

By: sullivan013

sullivan013 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:03:51 +0000

Make fun of Tebow? Not hard for an Auburn fan. He’s never beat an Auburn team and like Emmett, cried on the field after his second (unsuccessful) try.

War. Damn. Eagle.

I know, I know ….[/going to hell]

Sullivan013

By: fresh

fresh — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:48:12 +0000

Jim Bob Cooter thinks your rankings are bullshit.

By: orlando cano

orlando cano — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:23:31 +0000

i have actually been in the same bar as tim tebow. at least 5 times. no lie.

By: Mantastic

Mantastic — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:40:02 +0000

Jesse Palmer in a bar fight? Never. Jesse Palmer in a Zoolanderesque walk-off? Absolutely.

By: Ohio State

Ohio State — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:01:43 +0000

I don’t care who comes out of the SEC, we’d be happy to take a jagged beer bottle to the rib cage in the finals if y’all are down!

By: Kenny Stabler's Breath

Kenny Stabler's Breath — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:27:00 +0000

I’d knock all these clows down

By: Kecalf Bailey

Kecalf Bailey — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:24:22 +0000

I roundhoused that punching bag machine in Gallettes and only registered 240.

By: Jesse Palmer

Jesse Palmer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:54:55 +0000

Good thing they didn’t have this when I was in college. Might have messed up my fauxhawk and my gay European clothes.