PEOPLE WANT THIS TO START LIKE YESTERDAY

by Orson on Jul 7, 2009 4:35 PM EDT

This bitch is a sellout. Apply sedatives, put in deep hibernation, kill us so we can be reincarnated, put us in Arkham...this needs to start now.

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I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I think VT gets their asses handed to them.

by DoubleDawg05 on Jul 7, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions

I froze my ass off at the Music Shitty Bowl in 98 and we owe the Hokies a big time beatdown. I just don’t see Tierod Taylor throwing fewer than 3 picks and I don’t think VT will have the line to deal with CODY 2.0…but Mcelroy is an X factor, as well as how the o-line gels, but it is seriously unfair to be discussing this the first week of July.

by pic6bamr on Jul 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions

Dear Video,

My eyes would like their ability to focus back.

thx,
Scotthany

Little less static, more football please.

by Scotthany on Jul 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions

Fuqin gay.

by John on Jul 7, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

“And in this future [awkward pause] we can win this war”

MUST AVOID CASTING TIDE AS POSSIBLY LOSING

by I'm A Lasagna Hog on Jul 7, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions

Needs more Sandstorm.

by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

I thought this was going to be Adam Sandler’s “Lunch Lady Land”.

by johnny douche on Jul 7, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions

I thought they’d wait longer to release a Cloverfield sequel.

by Land of Os(borne) on Jul 7, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions

@ 8

They can’t. Cody only has one more year of eligibility left.

by Sam on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions

Of the ACC/SEC matchups from that weekend, I really thought it would be this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAlT8d-MQUE

Come on, Orson! It’s the FIRST. GAME. OF. THE. YEAR.

/uncontrollable usc bias

by KLB on Jul 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions

Sam wins post of the day. Besides, Fluker will be on campus as well. Does NATS have a seismomenter? Those two might register on it.

by BamaTaxMan on Jul 7, 2009 6:44 PM EDT reply actions

KLB, you’re not alone. I’m amped for that NC State – South Carolina game, wanna see how legit Russell Wilson is this year. I just hope Ric Flair is on the sidelines. Wooo!

by Kyle on Jul 7, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions

Yes, yes it does. I’ll put a word in for the records after the game.

by Techie on Jul 7, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions

Looking forward to drinking the tears of all the Alabama fans who head up to Atlanta.

by cgb on Jul 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions

I’d sell my mother into white slavery for that fucker to be happening this weekend. RTR

by bamagreg on Jul 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions

“The Wait Is Over”?

I’m, uh… pretty sure it’s not.

by Dexter Fishmore on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions

Dude, I really need to get into drinking shape for this football season. I am running out of time.
Son, lemme tell ya, football season cant get here soon enough. Thank God some of these celebrities are causing some sort of distraction by passing away. Whos next? Patrick Swayze? And is it me, or does Smokey Robinson and Lee Corso have the same plastic surgeon, the type that specializes on in “Cabbage Patch Eye Narrowing”?
I think Bama will be ok. Take away the run from Tyrod Taylor, make him throw, and pound the rock and get the ball to Julio when he isnt double covered, then throw it deep to Marquis Maze.24-14. And a coming out party for Trent Richardson and Mark Ingram.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions

Bama by 10… Unfortunately.

by ALGator on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 AM EDT reply actions

Must have been a VT fan that put the video together, no self respecting Bama fan would use the angry elephant logo.

by theoceancalled on Jul 8, 2009 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

I can’t take this for another 60 days… seriously, can we stick to the slapstick, immature farks, and tributes to the spicy life for at least another 30 days? At least give it until Fall camp starts.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Jul 8, 2009 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

I’m calling it right now. VT will beat UA, and it will cause me to replace my bourbon with antifreeze.

by CapstoneAlum on Jul 8, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

@15 I might be in love with you for that comment. Amen and amen. Sorry, ma.

by rtrtara on Jul 9, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions

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Would this loss qualify for Coach Sabans annual “WTF?!?!?!?! Loss” he is good for every year he has coached football?
Last years- UTAH
Previous yr- ULM
This year-VT???

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Jul 9, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions