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1
DoubleDawg05 says:
I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I think VT gets their asses handed to them.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
2
pic6bamr says:
I froze my ass off at the Music Shitty Bowl in 98 and we owe the Hokies a big time beatdown. I just don’t see Tierod Taylor throwing fewer than 3 picks and I don’t think VT will have the line to deal with CODY 2.0…but Mcelroy is an X factor, as well as how the o-line gels, but it is seriously unfair to be discussing this the first week of July.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
3
Scotthany says:
Dear Video,
My eyes would like their ability to focus back.
thx,
Scotthany
Little less static, more football please.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
4
John says:
Fuqin gay.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
5
I'm A Lasagna Hog says:
“And in this future [awkward pause] we can win this war”
MUST AVOID CASTING TIDE AS POSSIBLY LOSING
July 7th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
6
BurritoBrosShits says:
Needs more Sandstorm.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
7
johnny douche says:
I thought this was going to be Adam Sandler’s “Lunch Lady Land”.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
8
Land of Os(borne) says:
I thought they’d wait longer to release a Cloverfield sequel.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
9
Sam says:
@ 8
They can’t. Cody only has one more year of eligibility left.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
10
KLB says:
Of the ACC/SEC matchups from that weekend, I really thought it would be this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAlT8d-MQUE
Come on, Orson! It’s the FIRST. GAME. OF. THE. YEAR.
/uncontrollable usc bias
July 7th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
11
BamaTaxMan says:
@9
Sam wins post of the day. Besides, Fluker will be on campus as well. Does NATS have a seismomenter? Those two might register on it.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
12
Kyle says:
KLB, you’re not alone. I’m amped for that NC State – South Carolina game, wanna see how legit Russell Wilson is this year. I just hope Ric Flair is on the sidelines. Wooo!
July 7th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
13
Techie says:
Yes, yes it does. I’ll put a word in for the records after the game.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
14
cgb says:
Looking forward to drinking the tears of all the Alabama fans who head up to Atlanta.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
15
bamagreg says:
I’d sell my mother into white slavery for that fucker to be happening this weekend. RTR
July 7th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
16
Dexter Fishmore says:
“The Wait Is Over”?
I’m, uh… pretty sure it’s not.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
17
Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Dude, I really need to get into drinking shape for this football season. I am running out of time.
Son, lemme tell ya, football season cant get here soon enough. Thank God some of these celebrities are causing some sort of distraction by passing away. Whos next? Patrick Swayze? And is it me, or does Smokey Robinson and Lee Corso have the same plastic surgeon, the type that specializes on in “Cabbage Patch Eye Narrowing”?
I think Bama will be ok. Take away the run from Tyrod Taylor, make him throw, and pound the rock and get the ball to Julio when he isnt double covered, then throw it deep to Marquis Maze.24-14. And a coming out party for Trent Richardson and Mark Ingram.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
18
ALGator says:
Bama by 10… Unfortunately.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:00 am
19
theoceancalled says:
Must have been a VT fan that put the video together, no self respecting Bama fan would use the angry elephant logo.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:51 am
20
PeterPumpkinhead says:
I can’t take this for another 60 days… seriously, can we stick to the slapstick, immature farks, and tributes to the spicy life for at least another 30 days? At least give it until Fall camp starts.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:55 am
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CapstoneAlum says:
I’m calling it right now. VT will beat UA, and it will cause me to replace my bourbon with antifreeze.
July 8th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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rtrtara says:
@15 I might be in love with you for that comment. Amen and amen. Sorry, ma.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:10 am
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
21
Would this loss qualify for Coach Sabans annual “WTF?!?!?!?! Loss” he is good for every year he has coached football?
Last years- UTAH
Previous yr- ULM
This year-VT???
July 9th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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atlHOkie says:
In the words of my Native-Atlantan bretheren, “Dem Hokie gon’ raw!” Translation: “Those Hokies are going to roll!” Hokies by 10.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:10 pm