A GOOD DAY IS TWO LICENSE PLATE POSTS

"Dear, why is that gentleman waving a gun at us?"

"No idea. Perhaps he's trying to indicate his fervent support for gun rights, dear."

"Why is he screaming about the gays?"

"No clue, honey. Wait: have you considered that maybe he's a Gamecock fan, too, and has recognized us as fellow Cocklovers?"

"Maybe he is! Let's let him know we're fans, too!"

[rolls down window]

"Hey! We love the Cocks too!"

[/gunshots, screaming from other car.]

"Yup. He's definitely one of us, honey!"

"I'll get our gun out of the glove compartment so we can fire ours in the air, too, and celebrate Gamecock-style on the highway!"

"WOOOOO!!!!"

[/more gunshots]

(HT: Streyeder.)