JACKSON FAMILY MOVED BY TRIBUTE
AP–LOS ANGELES. The Jackson family said they were moved by Lane Kiffin’s tribute to Michael Jackson yesterday in a formal statement issued through the Jackson family publicist.
“From one active recruiter of 13 year olds to another, we thank Coach Kiffin for his moving tribute to Michael’s work with youth,” read the statement. “We certainly appreciate it in this trying and difficult time, especially from someone so busy. Sincerely, the Jacksons.”
Kiffin could not be reached for comment, as he currently has his arm caught in a snack machine on the Tennessee campus.










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sb says:
nicely done…
June 30th, 2009 at 9:52 am
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psuphiman80 says:
Bravo sir.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:58 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Slow clap. +1000 to you, sir.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:09 am
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Ray says:
In a world where “too soon” and cringing are all too common, one man dares to stand apart…
June 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am
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The Holy Grail says:
It was only a matter of time…. Kudos and a morning beer in your honor
June 30th, 2009 at 10:20 am
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Son of Zoltan says:
Yes,yes, a million cocktails worth of yes.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:23 am
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NativeSon says:
So, since it’s now obvious that a vending machine is smarter than Kiiffin, can we expect to see one planted on the sideline on Saturdays this Fall?
Whether or not it needs to plugged in to actually be smarter is still up for debate, of course.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:25 am
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JD says:
Orson has come to play today. +cocktails, etc.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:51 am
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Touchdown74 says:
(Bows to Orson)
“We’re not worthy…we’re not worrrrrrrthy!!”
June 30th, 2009 at 11:29 am
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Jack Fact says:
I’ve heard that, above all else, Coach Fulmer misses those snack machines.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
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EZ says:
Tito will sing the National Anthem at the Tenn home opener.
June 30th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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MaconDawg says:
Cue Grandpa Monte:
“But the kiiiidddddd is not my son!!!!”
June 30th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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fresh says:
Fuckin’ brilliant. Seriously.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:18 pm