THIS WHOLE MARLON BROWN THING?
It’s probably not real, as spectacular as it would be. Marvel as the gymnastics of a blogger using a Dawgvent editor’s refutation of an online hoax! Boggle at the layer upon layer of pseudofactuality!
We’re inclined both to believe that it’s fake and that the chances of the impostor being caught are exactly 1 in nofuckingwayleventymillion. (HT: Georgia Sports.)










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haybeav says:
Reading that text conversation gave me nightmares from reading the dialouge in “A Light in August” back in high school…
June 24th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
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haybeav says:
^^^^dialogue
June 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
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Beefe says:
I think the same odds apply to anything else coming from this. Sad.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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Jai says:
Your Georgia sports link is broke
June 24th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
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EZ says:
So Marlon Brown took $ to go to Ramsey College?
June 24th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
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darkknight says:
Wow. Football season needs to get here, like, soon.
June 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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MaconDawg says:
And what have we learned from this? Tennessee football fans are the only people with access to the internet who haven’t picked up on the whole “fake Facebook page” bit yet. That’s why fake John Calipari lol’s at them.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
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Displaced Gator says:
I agree Darkknight, I need to get my hate on, and that quite soon. How bout it Orson? Something dedicated to preseason trash talk?
June 24th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
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Will Q says:
+1 EZ
June 25th, 2009 at 1:54 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Displaced Gator–
We will have something next week on this, as we are just as bored as you.
June 25th, 2009 at 4:03 am
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sb says:
I can decipher a large portion of the foregoing dialog, and for the most part can divine the rest, but Urban’s ability to provide “chronic and straight paper” eludes me…any help would be greatly appreciated.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:29 am
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blackertai says:
Chronic is the sticky icky, and straight paper would be the means of rolling it and smoking.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:00 am
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sb says:
blackertai @#12…many thanks for your clarification…
June 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
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Maugwa says:
MaconDawg,
10RC has the internet? Those inbred hillbilly mouthbreathers must have just recently snuck it in. Indoor plumbing and the internet, all in the last month. Whats next, cellphones?
Amazing. Georgia is going to whore them this fall.
June 26th, 2009 at 7:06 am