THIS WHOLE MARLON BROWN THING?

by Orson on Jun 24, 2009 5:05 PM EDT

It's probably not real, as spectacular as it would be. Marvel as the gymnastics of a blogger using a Dawgvent editor's refutation of an online hoax! Boggle at the layer upon layer of pseudofactuality!

We're inclined both to believe that it's fake and that the chances of the impostor being caught are exactly 1 in nofuckingwayleventymillion. (HT: Georgia Sports.)

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Reading that text conversation gave me nightmares from reading the dialouge in “A Light in August” back in high school…

by haybeav on Jun 24, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

^^dialogue

by haybeav on Jun 24, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions

I think the same odds apply to anything else coming from this. Sad.

by Beefe on Jun 24, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions

Your Georgia sports link is broke

by Jai on Jun 24, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions

So Marlon Brown took $ to go to Ramsey College?

by EZ on Jun 24, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions

Wow. Football season needs to get here, like, soon.

by darkknight on Jun 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions

And what have we learned from this? Tennessee football fans are the only people with access to the internet who haven’t picked up on the whole “fake Facebook page” bit yet. That’s why fake John Calipari lol’s at them.

by MaconDawg on Jun 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions

I agree Darkknight, I need to get my hate on, and that quite soon. How bout it Orson? Something dedicated to preseason trash talk?

by Displaced Gator on Jun 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions

+1 EZ

by Will Q on Jun 25, 2009 2:54 AM EDT reply actions

Displaced Gator—

We will have something next week on this, as we are just as bored as you.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 25, 2009 5:03 AM EDT reply actions

I can decipher a large portion of the foregoing dialog, and for the most part can divine the rest, but Urban’s ability to provide “chronic and straight paper” eludes me…any help would be greatly appreciated.

by sb on Jun 25, 2009 9:29 AM EDT reply actions

Chronic is the sticky icky, and straight paper would be the means of rolling it and smoking.

by blackertai on Jun 25, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

blackertai @#12…many thanks for your clarification…

by sb on Jun 25, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions

MaconDawg,

10RC has the internet? Those inbred hillbilly mouthbreathers must have just recently snuck it in. Indoor plumbing and the internet, all in the last month. Whats next, cellphones?
Amazing. Georgia is going to whore them this fall.

by Maugwa on Jun 26, 2009 8:06 AM EDT reply actions