Oregon should just renamed themselves “Nike University.” Really. I guess when your football team has no real chance at BCS greatness, you have to have a gimmick.

Interesting that Oregon is keeping up this sadistic arms race for the worse college football uniforms. Unfortunately nobody else is playing. This must be an offensive strategy on their part to completely circumvent any possible competition.

“Really. I guess when your football team has no real chance at BCS greatness, you have to have a gimmick.”

Touchdown74 – you have summed up the Lane Kiffin hire in one sentence.

Deleted “bubble-wrap trap” scene from Saw IV

Victim: “where am I?”

Jigsaw: “would you like to play a game?”

Victim: “why is there a bomb strapped to my chest? and why is a sheet of bubble-wrap in the corner?”

Jigsaw: “If you pop any of the bubbles on the sheet, the bomb straped to your chest will deton—-”

Victim: (explodes)

@3

HAHAHAHA! I live in TN and am no fan of UT (sorry Holly). I am so praying for a trainwreck!

I wonder if they are still rocking those yellow and black cleats that are supposed to look like the face of a duck. I can’t tell in this picture because my eyes refuse to focus.

I think you’ll get your trainwreck. Ask Mark Richt what happens when you anger Urban. Blood makes the grass grow.

And such good looking helmets (hey! I’m not kidding here//Fargo) going to waste.

This article is great. I’m a huge Oregon fan, and my opinion on these uniforms is simply “look what they had on LAST year”. So, technically its an improvement. Oh and one other thing, why is everybody so butthurt that Sugar Daddy Phil Knight gives so much to the U of O? He is an alumni, ran track there, started his business there, and became uber-rich there. Get over it already.

Pardon me if I seem a bit out of breath. I thought this said “Orgeron’s Uniform Proposals” and almost sprained my index finger power-clicking “read more”.

Hey, warehouse, no one is “butthurt.” We just think it’s funny that Knight uses Oregon’s football team as his personal whore, and Oregon, not getting the joke, thinks this makes them Pretty Woman.

#10, you left out “Pays off Pac-10 refs there”

@ #1 Touchdown 74

The entire 2001 Oregon football team is holding on line 4, and they sound marginally irate.

@14

One team out of over a hundred years of football is irate? You sir, just just proved my comment.

1st “Butthurt” is such a west coast thing to say. I’ve never heard that phrase from anyone that wasn’t from Cali or Oregon. Just a funny observation.

2nd It’s kind of sad that Oregon is so worried about what their uniforms look like. They should be concentrating on taking recruits from USC, not how many variations of green and yellow they can come up with.

3rd SEC! SEC! SEC!

I think I just found nike’s future plans for the oregon uniforms. http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/43836/roboduck.jpg

Sounds like Gator fans have short memories and are jealous of Nike doing more for Oregon than Gatorade did for UF. While all we at tOSU have is a delicious combination of chocolate and peanut butter that can be consumed in one bite.

@16

I don’t know if you knew this but our uniforms are part of the reason we get the recruits we do. Think of all the publicity this gave us. It is the top story on every CFB blog, mentioned on ESPN multiple times and people keep talking about it. Guess what? The players love the unis, that’s why Masoli, Dickson and others helped design these. So keep talking about this is over and over again and keep giving us publicity that allows us to land players like LaGarrette Blount, who as a backup scored 17 touchdowns and ran for over 1,000 yards. Lets all keep talking about our new unis, we appreciate the free publicity.

Proof: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/20694-oregon-ducks-rb-legarrette-blount-brings-some-relief
 
Look towards the bottom of the article.

So typical that the one Oregon fan comes up with a “you’re jealous” taunt. Yeah we are envious of the money just not the whoredom and arrogance. If it makes you feel good that you’re entire AD is built on the backs of a bazillion Asian teenagers then be my guest. The ducks are corporate shills. If the truth is too much to bear get in your Prius, smoke some hippie lettuce and drink a latte.

We will do the heavy lifting and attempt to get this country back on its feet all while winning several more NCs just for kicks.

@19

Social commentary on a football blog? How uncouth.

(Just to be clear: Oregon would have won the National Championship in 2007 if Dennis Dixon hadn’t been injured and to say or imply otherwise is frontin’ up a storm. Just so we’re clear.)

Neon Day-Glo yellow with METALLIC SHINY SILVER NUMBERS? Let me guess – these were designed by the same paint-chip-eating 9-year-old who wrote both Transformers movies, right?

@19. If your getting recruits based on uniform designs, please feel free to keep them. “Pretty colors coach, Can i playz here plz?” So lame, so sad.

@22 not necessarily

Take it from me and every other Sooner fan… regular season success does not always translate into post-season success.

@24. I think you missed my point entirely. . All I was trying to say is that Oregon fans could really care less about what people like you say. And by people like you I mean anyone who is not a top-flight D1 HS/JUCO football player. If our uniforms allow us to get people like Darron Thomas, Blount and put us in the running for kids such as Pryor, Boyd, Brown then why wouldn’t we like it? So you’re saying that the Gators wouldn’t want any of those prospects?? Odd, since I’m pretty sure the Gators offered scholarships to at least half of those players I listed. Finally, our let our fearless leader some it up for you:

“We won 10 games last year and finished ranked ninth in the country,” Kelly said. “If people think Oregon is all about the uniforms then wait until Saturdays in the fall.”

I think I struck a nerve. The point of this is that those uni’s are hideous. http://www.gatorzone.com/football/images/sun31/1130634228.jpg
I don’t miss these Florida ones either.

Crabapple Buck – Gatorade has provided over $100M in royalties to UF (and still counting). I’ll take that money given to the school over what Nike might pony up to our football team. I guess the Athletic Dept. makes most of its’ revenue by winning championships. The same is probably true for LSU.

I hate to regurgitate what DG just said, but to say “We get kids to come here because the uniforms are cool” is pretty freakin’ lame.

Just say that out loud to yourself: “We get kids to come here because the uniforms are cool”.

And please spare us the Dennis Dixon argument. That’s the same thing as saying “If Andre Smith has played againist Florida, Alabama would have been in the Title game”. This is coming from a Bammer…

Stick to cross country. All your uniform changes do is make you look more and more ridiculous each time you get your butthole expanded by USC.

Once again:

"We won 10 games last year and finished ranked ninth in the country," Kelly said. "If people think Oregon is all about the uniforms then wait until Saturdays in the fall."

In a weak conference you lost to Boise State(snicker), Cal and got destroyed by USC. Nice season and unis

Ooh, fairy wings! Pretty!

@22 COULDA SHOULDA WOULDA

god you whoregon fans are delusional

I say Swindle old man- the Pac10 boys have held their own. Even with a 3 hour delay.

I don’t give a fuck what the brain-dead zombie people think of our uniforms.

Oregon uniforms: Queer as a $3 bill.

As said earlier-“look at the unis last year”. I always hated the diamond plating. As for Nike and Uncle Phil-well we got a renovated stadium, a new hoops arena, and a new baseball stadium from his largesse. He aint folksy like good ol T. Boone but we’ll take him.

Methinks Phil Knight must have been a Todd Rungren fan. Those wings look similar to the ones he had when he was doing the eqyptian “RA” thing. In general I like Oregon’s unis. They scream “blow me, bitches!” I do however believe Oregon should use duck bills rather than wire face guards. Try to grab onto that shit, fuckers.

As for fugly, I don’t think anyone will ever top Syracuse.

As Chip Kelly says, “If you think Oregon’s only about the uniforms, come see us on Saturdays.”

Weak pac-10 conference my ass. Apparently you missed the bowl games 6-7 months ago. Undefeated in their match ups. Eat it.

oregon’s uniforms are so bad ass, creative,and ever changing, still the pac 10 is a joke, but those uniforms are awesome