AND NOW, NICE WORDS ABOUT A COACH
Quiet miracle noted: Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald had his contract extended through 2015 today. Fitzgerald took over the program after the sudden death of Randy Walker in 2006, endured a 4-8 first season on the job, and learned on the job in painful fashion in a manner that at a larger program would have had him on the grill and sauteed in the unsavory butter of public scrutiny.
Following a 6-6 season in 2007, the Wildcats finished 9-4 on the season, made the Alamo Bowl, and could do just as well this season in a murky Big Ten full of teams either building (Minnesota, Michigan State) stuck in transition (Purdue,) or [UNKNOWN QUANTITY] (Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin.] At the very least, they’ll be competitive and zip out through an early schedule full of Towson, Eastern Michigan, Syracuse, and Miami (OH), and make another bowl game. If you called this three years ago, you’re a more optimistic punter than we are. Not that we’re sad to see it: not only does Fitzgerald produce robust children at a brisk pace and want you to know this, but he’s producing a steady product conceived under the most difficult circumstances in Evanston.
ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS TO YOU, Pat Fitzgerald. If a blogger can’t say anything bad about you, it can’t be done.










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Holly says:
He’s a mediocre gin rummy player. HAHAHAHAHAPWN3D
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
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worstfan says:
He was only a two-time unanimous All-American. Zombie Doc Blanchard says Fitz is weak sauce.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
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WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
If you look closely, his teeth appear to be slightly off-white. He must drink too much coffee.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
One time as a kid, he didn’t wash his hands before dinner. Then he sassed his mom.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
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rgw says:
He’s overachieved expectations after coming in under circumstances that are only comparable to Mike Shula getting the Bama job in May after Price couldn’t help himself in a strip bar on the school’s dime.
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
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Captain Caveman says:
As an NU alum who was there for both the success and backstabbery of Gary Barnett, cheers to Pat Fitzgerald. Good things happen when you hire guys that look like Marine Corps infantry officers.
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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COB says:
Fitz is a great human but sucks to here about his rummy skills, surprised he has lived this long with a social amputation like that.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
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cob says:
I also hear that I am retarded, which is also sad.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
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Not You says:
Illinois is an [UNKNOWN QUANTITY]? But [COACH REDACTED] assured me that they’re getting better every week
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
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Dr. Cruz says:
Barnett? What a bastard.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
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The Holy Grail says:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is a great guy… but where is his American Flag Necktie at?
June 24th, 2009 at 8:19 am
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HudiBlitz says:
I fault Fitz for not ripping off his leg cast during the ’96 Rose Bowl and using it to bludgeon Keyshawn Johnson and John Robinson.
June 24th, 2009 at 11:56 am