Comments on: BLOGTOBERFEST: RANDOM SNAPPINGS AT WATERMELONS

By: Cowboy Capo

Cowboy Capo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:30:10 +0000

@#2:

So, if I say, “Lane Kiffen is a bitchy pig-fucking bastard, bless his heart,” it’s all good?

By: the ex-croominator

the ex-croominator — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:50:42 +0000

Doug:

And since he’s retiring next week, add a hearty “and another thing…Langston I always thought you were funny-looking. And I cheated on my SATs…and I took a dump in the Phi Mu fountain right before y’all danced in it on Flash Rave night! What ya gonna do, FIRE me?!?!”

*gives ‘em the raspberry, turns and pulls pants down, moons trustees*

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:31:49 +0000

Robert Khayat, translated: Our new AD wanted to put his “stamp” on the football program and got triggerhappy, so now I’m stuck justifying firing the guy who led us to our first January bowl since the Vaught era and replacing him with Ogre from “Revenge of the Nerds.” What the fuck do you want from me?

By: nonlinear

nonlinear — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:45:11 +0000

RE: Out of conference analysis/frontal-lobe shedding -

What sort of delerious Nebraska fan refers to the SEC East as a “nightmare for recruiting”? I’d rather compete with the best for the best, than to be recruiting the Ogallala aquifer and the Black Hills.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:37:27 +0000

Whattya mean “think” of Beano Cook? That is Beano Cook in his brand new happily mutated form.

By: ohiodawg

ohiodawg — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:46:42 +0000

Nate Newton is pointing at you ma’am. Fucking hilarious.

By: Charlestowne

Charlestowne — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:00:37 +0000

No offense meant to the writers at Husker Locker, but I really have to question someone’s understanding of football in the South East if they think Dabo = upward swing.

By: Grady

Grady — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:33:16 +0000

Why did I think of Beano Cook when I saw those gator’s jowls flapping?

just curious…

By: JimHalpert

JimHalpert — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:22:31 +0000

All Khayat need to add was “bless their hearts” and it would have been completely acceptable. In the South, you can say whatever the hell you want about people as long as you add “bless their heart”.

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:45:30 +0000

South Carolina’s going to have a great year. Their governor, who has been missing since Thursday, is running drills and treating players to lavish meals and prizes using a little-known NCAA exception for elected state officials.

Yeah, you could look for that rule, but it sounds plausible enough to simply believe it.