NCAA 2010 DEMO: CONSTANTLY PURRING IN ALL DIRECTIONS
A few observations and outright belly-rubs for the demo, now downloadable on XBox Live:
It’s Tebow. Yes, the player is GENERIC DUAL THREAT WHITE QB OF NONSPECIFIC NAME. But if there’s any evidence fo the loving caretakers slather on the franchise, it’s the animation of Tebow, who runs the QB power play in the precise manner as he does in real life: shoulders forward, bouncing off of tacklers, and falling forward for three yards like an albino sequoia timbering earthward. Legal issues of player compensation aside, it’s beautifully done. (The players even seem to throw like the players, though our virgin eyes might just be excitedly reading that onto the general animations of the game.)
Yay aggression. The big and ever-so-slightly intrusive new game feature is a quick check chart allowing you to check whether you want your team to play aggressively, conservatively, or somewhere between the two. You can choose specific options here, too: go deep if the play breaks down on passing plays, for example, or whether to always go for the pick or the strip on defense, etc.
The interface pops up once or twice too often for our tastes, but being an ADHD button-masher means slapping the “B” button to get the thing off the screen becomes second nature after a few games. It does yield results, however, and could be great fun–especially when you play your neighbor who decides to ball out all aggressive-like and ends up dying in a hail of play-action passes, screens, and draws. We put the Florida D on aggressive, and three drives yielded “INT-80 yard TD–Fumble recovered by OU, then long run on aggressive but ineffective attempts to strip the ball.” We’re a bit ambivalent on the feature, but it works like hell, so give them credit where credit is due on that.
Ever closer to reality. The gameplay itself continues to warp closer and closer to actual gameplay. We cooed out loud when Sam Bradford was hit on a play mid-throw and the ball, rather than fumbling out or mysteriously rocketing towards the pre-determined receiver anyway as would happen in previous editions, actually floated in the air like a lame duck and into a throng of DBs and wideouts attempting to pick it. Passes were batted down, but only when we hammered the ball on throws: slants worked, but only when our receiver had position. The deep ball is no guarantee, but if you set it up and take control of the receiver, you’ve got a sporting chance (as opposed to the automatic life-fucker it could be in previous editions.)
The most improved bit seems to be on flow plays, especially in the run game. Blocks happen not as static poles you weave around, but as evolving fights that may or may not be there on the play. Weaving OU’s running backs through the Florida defense was beautiful, since you actually had to read the play to salvage positive yards on a play. These are all individual tweaks, yes, but collectively they bring the game another step closer to channeling reality through your XBox.
ERIN ANDREWS NAKED ERIN ANDREWS NAKED. She’s in the game, but only as a sideline reporter in the demo. But we’ve heard that she’s naked in the real game if you enter BLOGGER DESPERATELY SEEKING PAGEVIEWS in the cheat menu.
Another reason video games > Real life. You’ll be able to play a full 32 team playoff. Rock.
More ways to blow a play completely: Two minute quarters didn’t really give us much of a chance to set up plays, but work out of a formation enough times, and the AI begins to tip you to tendency plays, i.e. running the HB Iso to set up play-action passes out of the same set-up. They work, and unlike some editions of the game they have play-action pretty well balanced between “OMG Instant 6″ and “WTF 15 yard sack and injured qb.” Also, it’s fun to tell the computer to eat ass and pick a play with a green “1% tendency” flashing over it. You’ve been Hal Mumme’d, Xbox.
Also new: a defensive key feature where you can tell your defense to look for a certain play. It’s a simple and intuitive control, and yet another way to you can allow Deonte Thompson loose in the secondary for a 45 yard TD as we did in one demo game. Like most fun fripperies in the game, it’s not forced on you, so if you don’t like it you can play the whole thing without ever messing with it at all.
Player Lock: Playing from one player’s perspective the whole play from a rear view, as opposed to getting vertigo seeing it from the player’s helmet. Handy on defensive line, disastrous in the secondary unless you really like totally missing easy picks and watching wideouts run past you taunt-farting you the whole way.
And yet: There’s more. There’s a whole “Road To Glory” feature where you’ll be able to have Kirk Herbstreit talk about you to Erin Andrews on the phone, which will be interesting once because the computer characters a.) do not have sex, and b.) Kirk does not, on the 17th time through, start speaking in an easter egg track about the time he and John Cooper robbed a convenience store in Indiana just for the thrill of it. Also, even more timesucking detail in recruiting if you want it, and online group dynasties (EDSBS will have its own league this year,) and tons of other shit you may or may not choose to use. It’s all disgustingly detailed and lovely.
Finally: They have camera flashes, nets behind the field goals that mean more ad cash for the game, and windsocks blowing on the field goals to tell you the wind direction. Also, the timer on the play clock begins audibly ticking when you get deep into false start territory. That’s the spot, EA: right there on the subtle, non-intrusive game-feature spot on our belly. Yes, just like that. We’re like a Great Dane, and will just lie here all day while you do that.










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jimatua says:
Did someone say Erin Andrews naked? Maybe the code only works after I have entered it 50 times. I’m leaving work early just to try it.
June 19th, 2009 at 11:40 am
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Boozy McHound says:
EDSBS league?
Is this an XBox snobbery league or will there be a PS3 EDSBS sanctioned league as well?
June 19th, 2009 at 11:47 am
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cgb says:
I noticed that when you adjust your offensive line left / right during pre-snap they no-longer automagically block the last man on the line opposite the adjustment AND the first man outside the tackle box. Boo 5 blocking 6 was awesome.
EA has gotten their shit together concerning the AI. I’m thinking that using Florida with GT’s play book is going to cause severe circuit overload and just break everything.
June 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am
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Rockabye Reggie Nelson says:
Thanks, O/S. I’m up for an EDSBS stragglers’ league if there’s one that forms in late August, when I will once more have Live, because SCREW YOU MICROSOFT FOR MAKING A PRICEY PROPRIETARY WIRELESS ADAPTER FOR WHICH I WILL NOT PAY.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
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jacketexan says:
@4 – Just buy a 50′ network cable and snake it from your Xbox to your router…or your neighbor’s router.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
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ALGator says:
Wow.. I was doing my daily “Erin Andrews Naked” google search and I happened to land here. Hm.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
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ALGator says:
Srsly tho.. EA makes gozillions off of this game. It just ain’t right to copy players like that. They should set aside credits for the players and upon gradulation, they should be awarded their fair share for their likenesses. And in the case of no gradulation? NO MONEY BITCH!!
June 19th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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angry mike says:
Does it have Tebow’s old throwing motion or his “new” throwing motion? I thought about putting throwing in quotes too.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
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christoff says:
Immediately went to Best Buy’s site to pretend that I was going to go and buy it tonight… reviewed the “Features” of the game and this is listed at the bottom: “Features Utah quarterback and Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award and Manning Award finalist Brian Johnson on the cover”
WELL THEN!! I wasn’t going to buy it… but since there’s a Manning Award finalist is on the cover…
June 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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Tom Kazanski says:
Does it have more than 1 camera angle? Specifically sideline view?
June 19th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
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Wozzo the Wonder Dog says:
Father’s Day (Sunday) video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK97I7PiGdQ See if you can tell if she is using American sign language.
June 19th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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Rockabye Reggie Nelson says:
@Jack: If only 50′ were long enough. It’s from one end of a (not-so-big) house to the other, and would be a pain in the neck for everyone here, too.
But I can wait.
June 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
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General Disarray says:
Wow, NCAA 2009 sucked up way too much of my life last year.
MUST . . .RESIST . . .AT . . .ALL . . .COSTS!!!!!!
/fail
June 19th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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Carlos Snow says:
Love the John Cooper story. Herbie was a natural accomplice, he was rather quick in the backfield.
June 19th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
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Touchdown74 says:
Does NCAA 10 also feature Ohio State losing in another BCS bowl as well? I mean if you want realistic gameplay and all…
June 19th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
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Sam says:
‘09 was like crack but less rewarding.
June 19th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
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RedDawg says:
Just watched a demo on EA Sports website. Even virtual Colt McCoy sure has such a great ass err grasp of the game
June 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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worstfan says:
If anyone sacks me with Carlos Dunlap, Justin Trattou, Lawrence Marsh, Terron Sanders, Jermaine Cunningham, Duke Lemmens,, or even Timothy Tebow, I will get in the fetal position, weep uncontrollably, and call in sick to work for 2 weeks. Each time.
June 19th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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sullivan013 says:
@15
NCAA09 = Crystal Meth?
(like crack but less rewarding)
June 19th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
So lets get this league started Pronto. I am a PS3 guy by trade, would buy a Xbox 360 just for this competition. Do we have to play sober or drunk? Will their be a Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka Division?
June 19th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
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chaimy4life says:
Dibs on a spot in the EDSBS NCAA Xbox League. Xbox tag Chaimy4Lyfe.
June 19th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
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TheGreatShocka says:
Damnit, I was just perfecting how to noob 14 year old kids in online play by running all corner routes and scrambling around until someone gets open. Now I’ll have to figure out how to ruin whiny kids’ days all over again!
Dibs on a PS3 league spot. I will win a game using Ohio State, as I feel they might make Pryor “Black Jesus” to Tebow’s “Shiva, destroyer of worlds.” Here’s hoping.
June 19th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
A 360 league would be a better idea. Didn’t someone try this last year?
June 19th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
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John F says:
I think it was NCAA2008 that a league was attempted. It’s how I learned how bad I am with Rutgers…on line!
June 19th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
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pig stabbin' z says:
Sadly, no wii version. And save your scorn you platform snobs. As a working man with a family, we only have time for one platoform, and it must be young child friendly. It was nice to see my 5 year old son run the triple option with a flick of the wii remote, though.
June 20th, 2009 at 8:47 am
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Chad S. says:
i cant wait to run that triple option online baby!!! go Jackets!!!
June 20th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
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Mooncricket says:
Dibs on a PS3 spot.
O/S we need a signup sheet!
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 am
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oaklandbear says:
Jahvid Best’s speed? 109 out of 100
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:59 am