Comments on: THE STADIUM SIPPER’S ECONOMIC PUZZLE

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:40:41 +0000

Ahhhh rookies…we had a roll of this plastic tubing, wed cut off 1 ft lengths, heat-seal the end, pour in the booze, and then seal the other end. Only on rare occasions where there any leaks, and never any problems, since you could just put it in your dress sock. About 3-4 of those bad boys and you were toast.

By: Wozzo the Wonder Dog

Wozzo the Wonder Dog — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:19:44 +0000

First observed smuggling: circa ‘84 – young coed used saline bottle to transmit a liquid substance sprayed into her stadium Coke. Followed by 8 million people using ziploc bags and/or surgical tubing in Jacksonville, FL. The stadium smelled like strong whiskey for crying out loud.

By: Charlestowne

Charlestowne — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:49:11 +0000

Was I the only one that noticed the elevator christmas music in the background of the promotional video on the site. I believe it was “We Three Kings”

By: Stan Gable

Stan Gable — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:31:14 +0000

#4……HA…that’s EXACTLY where I hid mine…along with my pack of Red Man……too funny

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:12:15 +0000

Unfortunately, the beer belly is no longer marketed in Lower Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Southern Ohio and all of WVA due to the simple fact that all male football fans already have one au natural.

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:16:12 +0000

@25 is right… we will fill it with blood! the blood of our Big XII enemies! Or the blood of hefty girls from Indiana, since they are easier to catch.

By: Soonertruth

Soonertruth — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:43:37 +0000

Wine? What the hell is this, the John Mackovic Show?

By: sohan

sohan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:01:13 +0000

A nice corollary to the Beer Belly: http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

By: nrbq

nrbq — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:46:09 +0000

You’d best price that Montrachet before swilling it at a football game.

I had the great fortune of buying a case of mixed, 1978 red Burgundies at liquidation prices in the mid-80’s. I drank them all quickly, of course. But today, I’d be a thousandaire if I’d cellared them.

By: Roll Fizzlebeef

Roll Fizzlebeef — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:43:04 +0000

Papa Bert is a GaTech alum, and a snazzy dresser, to boot.

By: Coach Nickerson

Coach Nickerson — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:58:30 +0000

I once saw a man in a wheelchair being pushed into Churchill Downs in a wheelchair w/ a blanket over his lap. When he got inside, he hopped up and tapped the pony keg that had been stored in the specially crafted seat of the wheelchair. That my friends, is exactly the type of ingenuity that is going to lead America back to the top!

By: Techie

Techie — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:54:08 +0000

Jager? Frat boy.

Capt. Morgan’s and George Dickel No. 12 for me and my household.

By: robert

robert — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:20:09 +0000

Two words: Evan Williams. For the ironic stadium drunk.

By: Claws

Claws — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:02:25 +0000

what, 19 freaking responses without one single mention that the dude in the advertisement is a jortman. uga fans clearly off their game. comeon, you’re better than that.

By: Vol

Vol — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:26:14 +0000

Jack Fact, just fill it with pure confidence, because y’all are just mailing that win in right?