THE STADIUM SIPPER'S ECONOMIC PUZZLE

point of order: car bombs do not contain jager

carry on

Surely the seasoned drinkers around these parts recognize false advertisement when they see it — 750mL does not 20 shots make; rather, it falls just short of 17 shots. For on-the-go shot calculations, use 44mL as your shot unit. At any rate, drinking an entire Sippin’ Seat full of your favorite booze will most certainly leave your unit shot. HEY-O!

Also, if you’re near a computer, you can just google “X shots” and it will return your mL measurement as the first hit. The google calculator people are rendering my shot calculating savantism thoroughly obsolete.

@2 I think that’s a standard ap on the new iphone, too.

Stadium Sipper works well on the job too. I no longer have to hide my bottle of Jack under catalogs in the bottom desk drawer.
Thanks to Stadium Sipper, my job has gone from “sucks” to “I just don’t give a shit anymore”

I see from the product description that it can, “support 300+ lbs” so this should be perfectly fine for our spherical cousins from Tennessee and West f’’ing Virginia.

I don’t know how y’all missed the WineRack Flask-Bra, another product offered on the same website:

http://www.papabert.com/WineRack/Papa-Bert-WineRack-Flask-Bra.asp

With a product description like this: “Better than a boob job, and cheaper too! … Sporting the WineRack will even give Pamela Anderson a run for her money. The WineRack has been featured in PlayBoy (which means it must be good) and has been featured on TV and in the news,” I can hardly say no.

Orson, aren’t you aware that alcohol is forbidden in stadiums nowadays? Good lord, I thought you were supposed to be some sort of college football aficionado.

Pffft. That flask bra is for amateurs. In my day we stuffed ours with Jack-filled ziploc bags, AND WERE GRATEFUL TO HAVE THEM. (uphill. in the snow. both ways.)

Im dissapointed in you guys

I had something just like that a year ago! Hell I used it in Atlanta twice both times filled with Jim Beam. Whiskey not tainted by the state of Tennessee of course. First time we drank to beating Clemson then….well the other game in Atlanta doesn’t matter, but we were hammered.

Holly, I had a date once that learned the hard way not to put 151 in the ziplocs. Eats right through the plastic. But then her breasts were covered in rum, so how could the night go badly???

WallaceWade—

We’ve had it before, too. We just hadn’t seen their handy conversion chart.

A friend of mine duct taped 24 cans of budlight around his stomach for a game. I there was a pic on college humor sooo long ago if it.

Another game I had to throw out 10 cans. (2 in each cargo pocket, 2 in each front pocket, and one in each back pocket) This maneuver coupled with large baggy jersey worked for 4 straight games. Luckily I was allowed to enter the stadium as the security were more baffled and humored that I had ten beer cans in my pockets then they were angry.

Now I just go with 2 in the back pockets. Never been caught with just that combo.

I wonder if they could customize my copy of “Atlas Shrugged” into a mammoth sized Booze Book….

For both thrift and simplicity, I usually filled ziplocs with everclear and made the female companion tape them to her legs. Ninjanuity at it’s best.

I wonder if they can turn my Motorola Q into a flask. Piece of crap.

I had one of these for the 2007 season and thought it supremely sucked. The foam in the cushion is not built very sturdily and by the end of the season I had removed the bladder portion and was just sticking it down my pants with the tube coming out my fly. I would pour a drink and then it looked like I was pissing into the cup. I had lots of gasp looks from unbeknown freshmen girls in the student section at UGA.

But then again, that may have been more due to the fact that I am almost 8 years out of college and still sitting there acting like a complete buffoon

By happy coincidence, just this week I was wrestling with whether $40 was an excessive fee for bolting a rented seat at the Swamp. Well FUCK and THAT; I shall order the deluxe kit post haste.

Follow up question: any suggestion for what to fill it with for the Vols game?

Jack Fact, just fill it with pure confidence, because y’all are just mailing that win in right?

what, 19 freaking responses without one single mention that the dude in the advertisement is a jortman. uga fans clearly off their game. comeon, you’re better than that.

Two words: Evan Williams. For the ironic stadium drunk.

Jager? Frat boy.

Capt. Morgan’s and George Dickel No. 12 for me and my household.

I once saw a man in a wheelchair being pushed into Churchill Downs in a wheelchair w/ a blanket over his lap. When he got inside, he hopped up and tapped the pony keg that had been stored in the specially crafted seat of the wheelchair. That my friends, is exactly the type of ingenuity that is going to lead America back to the top!

Papa Bert is a GaTech alum, and a snazzy dresser, to boot.

You’d best price that Montrachet before swilling it at a football game.

I had the great fortune of buying a case of mixed, 1978 red Burgundies at liquidation prices in the mid-80’s. I drank them all quickly, of course. But today, I’d be a thousandaire if I’d cellared them.

A nice corollary to the Beer Belly: http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Wine? What the hell is this, the John Mackovic Show?

@25 is right… we will fill it with blood! the blood of our Big XII enemies! Or the blood of hefty girls from Indiana, since they are easier to catch.

Unfortunately, the beer belly is no longer marketed in Lower Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Southern Ohio and all of WVA due to the simple fact that all male football fans already have one au natural.

#4……HA…that’s EXACTLY where I hid mine…along with my pack of Red Man……too funny

Was I the only one that noticed the elevator christmas music in the background of the promotional video on the site. I believe it was “We Three Kings”

First observed smuggling: circa ’84 – young coed used saline bottle to transmit a liquid substance sprayed into her stadium Coke. Followed by 8 million people using ziploc bags and/or surgical tubing in Jacksonville, FL. The stadium smelled like strong whiskey for crying out loud.

Ahhhh rookies…we had a roll of this plastic tubing, wed cut off 1 ft lengths, heat-seal the end, pour in the booze, and then seal the other end. Only on rare occasions where there any leaks, and never any problems, since you could just put it in your dress sock. About 3-4 of those bad boys and you were toast.