Comments on: OH, JUST A FRIENDLY PHONE CALL, BOBBY

By: Vandy J

Vandy J — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:10:15 +0000

I don’t even claim my trifling undergrad alma mater any more, but its rivalry with Samson College compels me to shout as I did in days of yore on the Hilltop: “JESUS A&M SUCKS”

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:43:35 +0000

I just wish it would have been typed phonetically like the first part as in, “Ah hope you trip on yo momma’s dick, cripple. WE WILL RAHSE AGIN!!!

By: Tailgate Shogun

Tailgate Shogun — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:53:04 +0000

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

Well played, sir. Well played.

By: TheMightyErik

TheMightyErik — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:28:30 +0000

Truly awesome, Orson! My personal fave was the shot he takes at his son still coaching. Nice…

@28- learning disabled… nice catch… lol

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:34:23 +0000

If you read FSU’s appeal, their argument on why the tutor helped the athletes [cheat] on a test [which clearly stated that it was a CLOSED book exam] – was because she thought all the athletes she helped were learning disabled.

Got it – FSU’s athletes are learning disabled.

By: Touchdown74

Touchdown74 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:59:32 +0000

Freakin’ hysterical! Bravo Orson!!!

By: jd

jd — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:00:13 +0000

#25

don’t count yer weasel’s before they pop. we all thought joe had the record on lockdown until the early part of the decade.

that, and i don’t like my horses winning on technicalities.

By: RNF18

RNF18 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:29:23 +0000

It’s like you were able to read their minds and put down in writing what they really think. Good stuff!

PS FSU’s sanctions won’t mean squat in the end. JoePa has the boys rolling again and is recruiting with the best of ‘em. JoePa will probably still be coaching when Bobby’s 6 feet under!

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:24:29 +0000

Imagine, hell. Papa B *is* Foghorn Leghorn. Just think about the way he describes his own son, “Nice kid, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.”

By: Sean F

Sean F — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:19:05 +0000

#17

“I say, I say, Joe, you got it all wrong, boy!”

By: Kerwin4two

Kerwin4two — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:18:45 +0000

Paterno: Hope you choke on the boiled peanuts in your Orange Nehi, hayseed.

Bowden: Hope you choke on the next frontal lobe you eat, zombie.

By: Leavitt Town

Leavitt Town — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:06:07 +0000

@ 17

I thought Bowden was the voice of Fog Horn.

By: Leavitt Town

Leavitt Town — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:04:57 +0000

tres magnifique!

By: The Great Barstoolio

The Great Barstoolio — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:59:32 +0000

Tears. Of joy *and* laughter.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:52:10 +0000

This is Pulitzer worthy brilliant.