THERE’S SOMETHING DENNIS ERICKSON WANTS TO SHOW YOU
It’s an ingenious piece of marketing, yes (HT: Ted Miller): you type in your name, and you not only get a personalized video tour through the Sun Devils football offices, but also a phone call from Dennis Erickson telling you how important you are, and about the time he ran the Angry Post-Hole Digger drill with a one-armed woman in Saskatchewan for two hours straight once in a Comfort Inn. (”Had to burn the sheets afterwards that time!”)
It is all very well done, though we might suggest one modification, brilliant marketing people at Arizona State: a filter. These are all screencaps from various submissions, and are not photoshopped. (Holly, of course, contributed mightily.)

















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Jams says:
this is the greatest thing ever.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:45 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
ASU has just enough fail in them to be pathetic in a cute way rather than pathetic in a maginot line-like manner.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:47 am
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Harris says:
Nobody thought to do “Kansas City Chefs”? For shame.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
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SunDevil03 says:
This is pretty awesome. Marketing department smack??? lol- its actually a really cool marketing video. The joke is on the person(s) who are getting kicks replaying this video so many times with stupid names.
Did you really laugh every time you typed in a new one?
June 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
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Orson Swindle says:
SunDevil03–
You’re damn right we did. Every. Goddamn. Time.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
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Holly says:
Yup.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
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Expat Ohioan says:
The NFL allows you to design jerseys with your choice of names, and they have a very thorough filter. Must have downloaded the Urban Dictionary. I also tried in vein to make a Michael Vick jersey with a variety of names for a person who engages in dogfighting, all of which where blocked.
@3: Great googly moogly.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:17 am
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Rockabye Reggie Nelson says:
Nine Pound Catfish = best dick joke this week.
Fifth InThePac10 is sublime.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:20 am
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Mark D says:
These are the thing that make me glad I’ve elected not to renew my season tickets.
What’s that ASU? You want an extra $150 per nose bleed seat on top of the cost of the tickets? Sure, why not? I’ll drop $700 for 2 seats that cost me less than $250 in Tucson for the exact same line of sight, only I would get to see a better team.
To be fair, those aluminum benches to have a backing on them. That’s one clasy operation they got going in Tempe.
/ Actually an ASU fan
// Disgusted with their ticket prices and mandatory fees
June 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am
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bj says:
this level of fail is usually reserved for the Washington Nationals and Wannstache. bravo ASU
June 16th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
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IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
Remember when a Monte Carlo, Pony sneakers, and weed used to be sufficient to sign a student athlete?
betcha $20 Dennis Erikson doesn’t even own a computer (unless it is an elaborate flask in the shape of a laptop).
June 16th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
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SanDiegoDevil says:
At least our felons are charismatic!
June 16th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
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Sam @ WWAHT says:
This shouldn’t be that funny. But it is.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
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Walter Sobchek says:
One Camaro-driving Trim Bandit just got a call from another.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
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SAWB says:
Ah, good old Buttfuck McGee. Who can forget his classic End-Reacharound in the Georgia Tech spring game…
June 16th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
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Harris says:
@ Expat Ohioan: I knew I could count on another Ohio emigrant to get the joke.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
No mention of Mitchell “Fright Night” Freedman?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/06/16/fright-night-faces-100-years-in-prison/
June 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
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Vol says:
Hey I like white women!
June 16th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Yes, it’s funny every time. My endzone: Knowshon Moreno!
How can anyone bitch about $99 season tickets? There are fees? Out in the desert, they have No. Fuggin. Idea.
June 16th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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chg says:
If the end zone really did say White Women, Knowshon would’ve probably visited a few more times.
June 17th, 2009 at 1:48 am
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Cubehead says:
“Nine Pound Catfish” made me laugh in my boss’ face during a powerpoint he was giving. I need to grow up.
June 17th, 2009 at 8:44 am
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Eric Angevine says:
It’s nice to know that assistant coaches won’t have to answer that annoying question “where the white women at?” any more. I predict a 14.3% increase in unnecessary two-point conversion tries at ASU this year.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:20 am
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cgb says:
“THERE’S SOMETHING DENNIS ERICKSON WANTS TO SHOW YOU”
That’s the same line Sean Salisbury uses before busting out his dick-on-a-phone.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:32 am