THERE'S SOMETHING DENNIS ERICKSON WANTS TO SHOW YOU
by Orson on Jun 16, 2009 11:31 AM EDT
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PrintIt's an ingenious piece of marketing, yes (HT: Ted Miller): you type in your name, and you not only get a personalized video tour through the Sun Devils football offices, but also a phone call from Dennis Erickson telling you how important you are, and about the time he ran the Angry Post-Hole Digger drill with a one-armed woman in Saskatchewan for two hours straight once in a Comfort Inn. ("Had to burn the sheets afterwards that time!")
It is all very well done, though we might suggest one modification, brilliant marketing people at Arizona State: a filter. These are all screencaps from various submissions, and are not photoshopped. (Holly, of course, contributed mightily.)
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ASU has just enough fail in them to be pathetic in a cute way rather than pathetic in a maginot line-like manner.
by BurritoBrosShits on Jun 16, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
Nobody thought to do “Kansas City Chefs”? For shame.
by Harris on Jun 16, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
This is pretty awesome. Marketing department smack??? lol- its actually a really cool marketing video. The joke is on the person(s) who are getting kicks replaying this video so many times with stupid names.
Did you really laugh every time you typed in a new one?
by SunDevil03 on Jun 16, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
SunDevil03—
You’re damn right we did. Every. Goddamn. Time.
by Orson Swindle on Jun 16, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
The NFL allows you to design jerseys with your choice of names, and they have a very thorough filter. Must have downloaded the Urban Dictionary. I also tried in vein to make a Michael Vick jersey with a variety of names for a person who engages in dogfighting, all of which where blocked.
@3: Great googly moogly.
by Expat Ohioan on Jun 16, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
Nine Pound Catfish = best dick joke this week.
Fifth InThePac10 is sublime.
by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Jun 16, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
These are the thing that make me glad I’ve elected not to renew my season tickets.
What’s that ASU? You want an extra $150 per nose bleed seat on top of the cost of the tickets? Sure, why not? I’ll drop $700 for 2 seats that cost me less than $250 in Tucson for the exact same line of sight, only I would get to see a better team.
To be fair, those aluminum benches to have a backing on them. That’s one clasy operation they got going in Tempe.
/ Actually an ASU fan
// Disgusted with their ticket prices and mandatory fees
by Mark D on Jun 16, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
this level of fail is usually reserved for the Washington Nationals and Wannstache. bravo ASU
by bj on Jun 16, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
Remember when a Monte Carlo, Pony sneakers, and weed used to be sufficient to sign a student athlete?
betcha $20 Dennis Erikson doesn’t even own a computer (unless it is an elaborate flask in the shape of a laptop).
by IM A MAN IM FORTY on Jun 16, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
One Camaro-driving Trim Bandit just got a call from another.
by Walter Sobchek on Jun 16, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
Ah, good old Buttfuck McGee. Who can forget his classic End-Reacharound in the Georgia Tech spring game…
by SAWB on Jun 16, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
@ Expat Ohioan: I knew I could count on another Ohio emigrant to get the joke.
by Harris on Jun 16, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
No mention of Mitchell “Fright Night” Freedman?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/06/16/fright-night-faces-100-years-in-prison/
by Anonymous IV on Jun 16, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, it’s funny every time. My endzone: Knowshon Moreno!
How can anyone bitch about $99 season tickets? There are fees? Out in the desert, they have No. Fuggin. Idea.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 16, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions
If the end zone really did say White Women, Knowshon would’ve probably visited a few more times.
by chg on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 AM EDT reply actions
“Nine Pound Catfish” made me laugh in my boss’ face during a powerpoint he was giving. I need to grow up.
by Cubehead on Jun 17, 2009 9:44 AM EDT reply actions
It’s nice to know that assistant coaches won’t have to answer that annoying question “where the white women at?” any more. I predict a 14.3% increase in unnecessary two-point conversion tries at ASU this year.
by Eric Angevine on Jun 17, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
“THERE’S SOMETHING DENNIS ERICKSON WANTS TO SHOW YOU”
That’s the same line Sean Salisbury uses before busting out his dick-on-a-phone.
by cgb on Jun 17, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
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