WAR TIME!!! TAKE IT OUTSIDE!!!
by Orson on Jun 15, 2009 11:42 AM EDT
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PrintI WANDERED lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
But fuck all that shit. Here's Ed Orgeron firing some bitches up at the Tennessee Women's Clinic.
The original Wordsworth poem would have been so much better with that as its intro, especially if they'd had embeddable Youtube in the late 18th century. As Clay notes, this is comedic perfection, and further proof that Ed Orgeron clearly breathes twice the oxygen per inhalation as any other person on earth. If four word, two part crowd participation phrases were Nobel prizes, Ed Orgeron could call up Linus Pauling in hell and tell him just what a bitch he was for only having two to his credit.
(HT: Clay, of course.)
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Ok, I admit that our new coaching staff is a little bizarre. However, they are entertaining. If Orgeron can get a bunch of junior leaguers that pumped up to run into an empty stadium, Eric Berry’s gonna be ripping sheetrock off the walls in pregame. And you do not want that, my friends.
PS…did we fire the groundskeeper under Fulmer as well?? That grass looks like shit! Get some Scott’s Feed and Seed on that bitch!
by Vol on Jun 15, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
To make my point re: orgeron, you have to see “Take it outside” as two words, as in “TAKEIT OUSSIDE.” Which it is, of course.
by Orson Swindle on Jun 15, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
We can only look for the day when Da Coach O has done everything possible in football and decides to conquer the television pitchman career.
That’ll be worth staying up late.
by Kenny on Jun 15, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
Vol:
Ask Ole Miss if it worked for them.
Of course Ole Miss is… Ole Miss.
by Tony The Tiger on Jun 15, 2009 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
I have questions.
Where the hell was Holly? Was she behind the camera or still in California?
Why is everyone still wearing a shirt?
Was there a cougar that would have SOS leering in that crowd?
Thanks in advance for the answers to these queries.
by Crabapple Buck on Jun 15, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
Bad analogy, Tony. He’s not the head coach. Thank God.
by Vol on Jun 15, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
I love the woman who, at 0:51, asks “How far do we have to go?” Clearly, Tennessee’s women’s football team will not compete well in the SEC this season.
by Reggie F'n Nelson on Jun 15, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
Ha ha, it is funny because I am also a girl! I see what you have done there!
by Holly on Jun 15, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions
VIDEO BACK UP ONLINE HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmjKwse9w4
by TheDeuce69 on Jun 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
hey Tony The Tiger you know what worked for us, your mom riding us like a harley on a rough road, that’s what. course, we are just ole miss. and you’ll see just how ole miss we are when you sashay your ghey, shirtless pep-rallying asses into Oxford and get handed a beatdown the likes of which your prepubescent infantile head coach has never seen except for that debacle in oakland. now if you’ll excuse me, i have some recruits to talk about on national tv and publicly talk shit about the 2-time defending national champs. oh yeah, that’s right…you already did that. you stay classy, kiffykins. and ole miss is the ONLY team that reserves the right to talk shit about the gators. good luck with o and his bare-torsoed tirades. nothing gets me fired up (read: hot & bothered) more than being screamed at by a half-naked 40-something year old man who sounds like the assistant coach from the waterboy. remember, shrimpin ain’t easy. LESPLAYSUMFOOBAW!
by ole miss reb on Jun 15, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, reb…congratulations on your comment! But call me crazy…I’m not thinking Tony the TIGER is a Volunteer. But hey, you got it all out there, didn’t you?
by Vol on Jun 15, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
I have to say, I really admire y’alls bitchiness, week-to-week, even in the depths of this wretched offseason. Great conditioning for August. Strong.
by Holly on Jun 15, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Especially from a fan of a team which hasn’t beaten UT since 1983. Ok I’ll stop now, I promise.
by Vol on Jun 15, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Jeepers, it got ugly in here…….Reb, give Vol some sugar and make up……
by Stan Gable on Jun 15, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
Nooo, keep fighting for our pleasure. What else’re we gonna do, watch baseball?
by Holly on Jun 15, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks softbatch!
ole miss reb, are you postulating that the Nutt is either less
incomprehensible or insane than the Ogre?
Plus any other camera angles from that moment would have shown Layla
Kiffin running in slow motion along a checkerboard beach in a thong.
Or was that Monte Kiffin?
by Three Days of Orange on Jun 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
And after, the first suggested video is “Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo FOOTBAW”
Awesome.
Ole Miss is so cute.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 16, 2009 9:14 AM EDT reply actions
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