FULMER CUPDATE: ZESTY SOUTHWEST DIPPING SAUCE EDITION
The Southwest will be your rich bowlful of ranch dressing with red pepper in it today; feel free to dip a faux-TexMex monstrosity like an egg roll full of taco stuffin's into it for savory Fulmer Cup flavor.

Come, let us eat the traditional eggrolls of my people and celebrate peace together with our tribe's 2 for 1 daquiris.
Your appetizer: The arrests of two New Mexico football players for Fightin' 'n Da Club, bringing two points to the UNM Lobos and rounding out what has been a stellar beginning to the Mike Locksley era there.
The main course is the double arrest of UTEP players Daniel Palmer and Nick Sampson, who beat up a roving stereo salesman in an El Paso parking lot after one dared the other to punch the man, and then take the stereo.
No, really, someone did this. It's in print 'n stuff.
In addition to robbing the victim, the complaint alleges that Sampson struck Aguilera-Mota after being egged on by his teammate.
"Hit him and take that," the complaint quoted Palmer as saying.
Having missed every afterschool special ever made, Sampson allegedly did so, and now has to face the wrath of life's keyboard cats playing the song of arrested, possibly convicted, and also possibly booted off the football team. Hit blend on that semantic blender and wait for the margarita, men:
If both are charged with theft and one with assault, that's a minimum of nine points for the UTEP Miners, who would lose a contributor at running back and another possible contributor at safety to man's unending thirst for fresh, free stereo equipment purchased off the back of trucks in parking lots.
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I don’t care what anyone says, the Southwestern egg rolls at the Bucket Shop are awesome!
by MiseanAUFan on Jun 15, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
yes, southwestern egg rolls are a culinary abortion, but a damn faux-tasty one.
by Signal to Noise on Jun 15, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed. I tried to take just as jaded and elitist an attitude toward chain restaurants as every other ITP Atlantan when I lived there, but dammit, Chili’s was always my secret undoing.
by Doug on Jun 15, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I am a sucka for Chili’s too and nothing there is short of a 1,000 calories. Awesome.
by Touchdown74 on Jun 15, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
The last thing I remember was watching a video on EDSBS and then I woke up naked in the park.
Wow that was a mind bending trip man!
by PeayHog on Jun 15, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions
man, that last part about punching up the stereo guy is an awful shame…
do you have any idea how horrible that cheapo stereo equipment is? I mean it is Yugo bad man… or for the younger among us, it is Chinese scooter bad
by WarChiziken on Jun 15, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions

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