Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: THE BIG BOARD HITS A LULL

By: Charlie Murphey

Charlie Murphey — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:25:23 +0000

How is it UF is not on the board? Get tazed fall off the board?

By: Not again

Not again — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:35:39 +0000

Washington State players step up to the plate:

http://washingtonstate.scout.com/2/871279.html

By: zifnab

zifnab — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:32:22 +0000

Washington State comes through in the clutch with two more arrests, though for a kinda lame transgression (stealing bikes and a hacksaw)

By: Dawg

Dawg — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:29:55 +0000

Wazzu should add some more points to their score today. http://washingtonstate.scout.com/2/871279.html

Also, I didn’t see anything on here about Wazzu’s QB that passed out drunk in his truck parked in front of the police station? That’s gotta be worth some points. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3929132

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:30:31 +0000

I don’t know if this means Q doesn’t get his point now, but the judge rescinded the warrant for Quentin Castille. http://www.omaha.com/article/20090609/SPORTS01/906099966

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:30:55 +0000

@ 9

I figured that John is a Georgia fan because nobody alive could offer up what he did as a counter to the argument that Florida is working hard towards becoming the new Miami of the mid to late ’80s and early ’90s.

Nah, it is legit. One assault with a deadly weapon is much preferrable to three failures to use your turn signal, right?

By: JIMatUA

JIMatUA — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:27:30 +0000

@ 7

Not so fast my friend. Not all arrests are equal. Notice how many of Georgia’s arrests relate to scooters where Florida’s relate to stealing dead girls credit cards and discharging AK-47’s in parking lots. Hence the need for the Dynasty mode seen here.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Fulmer_Cup_Dynasty

Florida is 2nd, where Georgia is at least an “Ellis T Jones” behind in 10th and Tennessee is down in 14th. FSU and Miami don’t even belong with these heavyweights (using your time frame of course)

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:22:46 +0000

@ 4

The highly doubtful rumor going around in the spring was that Garcia was living with the Spurriers to better keep his nose clean.

Regardless of the accuracy of the above, it seems like the basis of a solid EDSBS bit.

By: john

john — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:21:31 +0000

Here’s how Florida football arrests (24 from 2005-2009) during the Urban Meyer compare with rival schools:

– Georgia, 30 arrests

– Tennessee, 19 arrests

– Florida State, 13 arrests

– Miami, 2 arrests

By: Dawgfish

Dawgfish — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:13:45 +0000

Was Jenkins charged with anything after he was tased last week, or were the charges dropped because he took the tasering like a man and was able to run off?

By: ALGator

ALGator — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:13:37 +0000

Have no fear @JD – the Alachua county water board normally begins to detect the so called “redacti-behaviorus” bacterial contamination in June that only seems to effect young males who play football. The result of this phenomenon has had a huge impact on the Fulmer cup (and on fans) in recent years.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:08:53 +0000

A simple affray would be nice, too. Involving Stephen Garcia would be even better. He’s been too quiet for too long.

By: JD

JD — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:18:57 +0000

This thing has really hit a lull. We need another pistol-whipping incident, or at least something where the word “brandishing” appears in the news report.

By: JIMatUA

JIMatUA — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:12:57 +0000

Infrared telescope? Damn, why didn’t I think of that? Here I am using a 40X Leupold Mark-4 Spotting scope like a sucker. Time for an upgrade.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:03:25 +0000

June…. for a… football… fan…

so….. cold….