Comments on: 29 ALTERNATE NAMES FOR COLT MCCOY

By: Craig

Craig — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:37:37 +0000

Chuck Steak.

By: Josh M

Josh M — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:35:46 +0000

“Rue McClanahan.”

What, it’s been taken?

By: Atlantadomer

Atlantadomer — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:09:25 +0000

I swear to you all, during one of the first televised games of his freshman year, my wife turns to me and says, “Colt McCoy? Why didn’t his parents just name him ‘Bubba McDumbass’?”

Ever since that point, he is affectionately known in my home as “Bubba McDumbass”. Helluva football player though.

By: BurbankSteve

BurbankSteve — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:27:30 +0000

Scope McStud
Twelvebore McFreeride
Jockitch P. Diddy
Derringer McSlantpass
Exocet D. Zeeroute

By: Eric Angevine

Eric Angevine — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:56:54 +0000

Honor A. Ballsack

By: thisguyiknow

thisguyiknow — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:28:59 +0000

Cannondick McCreavy

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:27:50 +0000

Actual names listed on the Mercer football roster per the 1926-28 yearbooks:

Phoney Smith
Ralph Skelton
Red Bond
Ginny Wilder
Joe Power
Red Nightengale
Whup Pierce
Six Salter
Buck Loser
Bit Pierce
Hicky Godby
Baggy Mallard
Art Wright
Skinny Gear
Wally Butts (HOF UGA coach – Trippi, Sinkwich, Tarkenton, etc.).

By: bobby peru

bobby peru — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:40:01 +0000

kevlar mackhardpenis

By: Lunger

Lunger — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:24:41 +0000

You mean Douglas McCoy right?
THat kid who made up his own nickname? What an idiot, always going around telling people his nickname was Colt, even though everyone called him Luker. That bastard kept us from making up senior t-shirts because we put everyone’s nicknames on them and we were going to put Luker but he pitched a hissie fit about it to such a point that we weren’t even allowed to have senior t-shirts that year. He threatend to sue the school if we put Luker on his t-shirt, what a douche bag.

By: guavasteve

guavasteve — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:20:39 +0000

Beef O’Brady?

By: guavasteve

guavasteve — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:19:51 +0000

Ruger McClosky?

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:05:35 +0000

Ha. He said “McGhee.” Ha. Ha.

Relatedly, or not, I just realized not long ago that “Tebow” must be a corruption of a French surname. Tebow is a dirty Frenchie!

By: hailstate

hailstate — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:19:16 +0000

Gatlin Travis
Glock Brown
H.D. McCatherder

By: AERose

AERose — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:53:32 +0000

@15: In honor of that post I will only refer to Colt McCoy as Slutbum Waller.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:57:37 +0000

I, too, sticking with the gun themed names would go with Winchester Hatfield, the bane of all McCoys in these here parts, even since Colts middle school days, Winchester was a helluva a free safety that couldnt be burnt deep or faked out scrambling. This shit goes wayyyyyy back: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield-McCoy_feud

Hell, most of them were from Mingo County, so whaddya expect? Mingovia Rules!