YOUR PETE CARROLL TWEET O' THE WEEK
by Orson on Jun 8, 2009 5:06 PM EDT
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Pete Carroll is training with Navy SEALS right now. Pete is probably halfway into his first day of Hell Week right now, keeping warm when they make him sit in the cold surf by telepathically summoning friendly sea lions to his side. He plans on finishing the seven day torture in three days, all the while texting five star recruits with a tiny blackberry ensconced in his right molar. It won't be as effective as typing with both hands, but sometimes you hate to compromise in order to WIN FOREVER. He can only text fifty words a minute with his tongue, and if you don't believe him just ask Mrs. Carroll.
(HT: Maize 'n Brew Dave.)
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So this is his secret to keeping the NCAA at bay in the Reggie Bush affair. Those guys could snap Brand in half with a glance and a raised eyebrow.
by Counter Trap on Jun 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
“He can only text fifty words a minute with his tongue, and if you don’t believe him just ask Mrs. Carroll.”
Well done, sir.
by TJ on Jun 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
Pete is just one of those guys that, while likable in most ever way, just pisses me off. He never has a bad day. Not even just to see what it feels like.
by Brizzle on Jun 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
He looks pretty glum after those conference losses to opponents he should not have lost to.
by Group29 on Jun 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Pete Carroll…….the most interesting man in the world.
by Cyrus on Jun 10, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
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