Pete Carroll is training with Navy SEALS right now. Pete is probably halfway into his first day of Hell Week right now, keeping warm when they make him sit in the cold surf by telepathically summoning friendly sea lions to his side. He plans on finishing the seven day torture in three days, all the while texting five star recruits with a tiny blackberry ensconced in his right molar. It won't be as effective as typing with both hands, but sometimes you hate to compromise in order to WIN FOREVER. He can only text fifty words a minute with his tongue, and if you don't believe him just ask Mrs. Carroll.
(HT: Maize 'n Brew Dave.)