CURIOUS INDEX, 6/4/2009

by Orson on Jun 4, 2009 9:45 AM EDT

Hotty Toddy Gosh Almighty Who The Hell Is She. From Red Cup Rebellion, the Dirty South's finest school-specific ode to varsity booty by Krazy J featuring 66 Deuce. (Hip hop really needs to discover more advanced mathematical terms. A rapper named Theta E or π-Rock would, um, rock.)

Some are independent, and some be maxin' out daddy's credit card. A truth easily applied to humanity as a whole, 66 Deuce. You cut deep with but a single stab, sir.

You can do that when you beat them in a bowl game. Most of the troops at one very well-covered stop on the Middle Eastern Coaches' Tour came from Ohio National Guard Units, leading both to Rick Neuheisel's stirring rendition of the Sound of Silence, and to this picture of an extremely game Mack Brown.

He doesn't look like Abe Simpson complaining about all the noise on tv there, does he?

I play football, you gimme fluffy bunny mkay? John Brown, former defensive tackle at Florida and academic washout, will now enroll at Tennessee as soon as they get him akademikaly kwalified. Good luk with thatt!

You can only go there. Or not. Colorado KR/WR Josh Smith may transfer to USC and USC only for the moment. Why schools even have this power--the kind that drove Robert Marve all the way to Purdue--is beyond any logic other than brute power seized for the sake of having said brute power. Smith's appeal will actually be heard by the NCAA, a rarity for transfer appeals, so it at least stands a chance here.

Coach, linebacker, quarterback. All three have been lost by Boston College in the past six months, with the last coming as Dominique Davis announced his intention to transfer. Juco transfer Codi Boek could end up as the new starter, and should be easily recognizable. He's the former fullback-sized dude under center, since that's the position he'd be switching from after moving to the backfield in training camp.

Them ideas? They're secret. (Hint: windmill-powered coaches!)

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Jesus, I think Lane has a hardon for Gator commits and/or washouts. Isn’t this his fourth pickup of a previously UF-attached player?

Quick! Release Kyle Jackson from scholarship! See if we can trick Lane into swapping him out for Berry!

by Not You on Jun 4, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

INSPIRED!!! That lanky white dude is my son, he’s in a fraternity and he loves it. You can see the love between the races in Oxford!!! These kids obviously spend a lot of time together and enjoy one another’s company.

by nutts on Jun 4, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

Kiffykins must be kicking himself over missing out on Jamar Hornsby… if only he had gotten to Tennessee a year earlier.

by peachy on Jun 4, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

Can we just go ahead and set up the website to administer the pool on when Tennessee goes on probation and Kiffin is replaced by Tommy Bowden?

I’ll roll out January 22, 2012.

P.S.: Yeah, I threw his bitchiness in there to smoke Holly out.

by Counter Trap on Jun 4, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions

UT= Lane Kiffin’s School for Wayward Boys and Kids Who Can’t Read Good

What a wonderful example of true compassion shown towards the less fortunate.

by Meg on Jun 4, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions

I saw ample evidence for the black, white, and brown at Ole Miss, but I was disappointed by the lack of yellow in the video.

by Eric Angevine on Jun 4, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions

Pretty sure it’s the Tuggle kid who used to play fullback. His dad was Jesse Tuggle, destroyer of NFC ballcarriers.

by Daron on Jun 4, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

I expect to hear that blaring in the Grove this season….make the china shatter!!!!

by Stan Gable on Jun 4, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

In all seriousness, this is embarrassing for UT. UT was not forgotten about nationally like Kiffin seems to think. They just had one bad season. This is the kind of stuff that FIU and USF need to do to get their name out there, not a (once) proud institution like UT.

by Stan Gable on Jun 4, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions

Undoubtedly, Mack immediately demanded the picture be transferred to his cell phone, so he could send it to Lakota West linebacker Jordan Hicks, to show him how in touch Mack is with his Ohio roots.

And the piper marches on…

by Sam on Jun 4, 2009 11:46 AM EDT reply actions

The fastest way to lose your street cred: have your video feature a milky-white preppie with Mississippi Mop dance awkwardly in flip-flops and flash an “M” gang-sign.

by Pig Stabbin Z on Jun 4, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

@11,

They’re not looking for street cred. They want gravel road cred.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 4, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions

“I hear the douche-bags go to OLE MISS.
Dick heads with bama bangs… they all at OLE MISS
They wear no socks, deck shoes, red pants… at OLE MISS
Not only is he dumb he owns a gun…OLE MISS”

by hailstate on Jun 4, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

12 responses and not one mention of Chris Rainey?

/shaking head in disgust

by DHC on Jun 4, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

great find…this is right up there with the WV song…“we got rhododendrons bitch!”

by Gabe on Jun 4, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

I wonder if those young ladies would dance like that in the Grove with their daddys watching while sipping on a bourbon and coke. I offer: no. But, crank up a video camera and lousy WHOOPTHEREITIS music and the booties are slappin’………

by Stan Gable on Jun 4, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

@14 DHC:

To be fair, the video celebrates “hot bitches” of all backgrounds, whereas Chris Rainey celebrates the white women.

by Not You on Jun 4, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions

Mack’s hoping the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” rule stays in effect.

by Walt on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

Codi Boek eh? I know him! He went to school here in lil D-1AA Idaho State and transferred out to a JUCO school in Cali when his dad’s cancer came back. Codi was a great scrambler at Del Campo and should add some offense to BC (if that’s possible)

by idahobuckeye on Jun 4, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions