VRROOOOOOOM
VROOOOOOOOOOM!!! If this is Les Miles, that is precisely what he’s thinking at the moment captured in this photo:
He should one-up the Oregon Duck and ride that son of a bitch onto the field at Death Valley for the Florida game…with Mike VI riding on his back roaring. The place might literally explode, killing thousands and covering horrified onlookers in a zesty Cajun dipping sauce. The incident would be memorialized as “The Coolest Fucking Thing To Ever Happen Anywhere,” and would be counted as an LSU victory in the ledgers. That is all. Have a Great Day.
(HT: And The Valley Shook.)
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dunkyarddawg says:
that would definately top the richter scale reading that tommy hodson’s td pass registered against the plainsmen back in the day . . .
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 am
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Counter Trap says:
10:1 odds he can’t set the clock on the bike, either.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
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haveagreatday says:
Mike should ride in on a divan atop the apex of the Dome of the Hat feeding on organ meats. And one more thing – we’re keeping him so fuck you, PETA!
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
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That 5.0 Guy says:
Notice the speed-hole on the helmet.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
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CK says:
VROOM VROOM PARTY STARTER!
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
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Soonertruth says:
Is that Les or Karl from Sling Blade?
“Uh need some musturd fer muh corn dog. Mmmm Hmmm”
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
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jacketexan says:
Where’s his bright white helmet?
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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Mark says:
Bullet hole looks shopped……
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j291/Itismemc/croppedcopy.jpg
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
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sullivan013 says:
Re: the hole. I believe it shows the helmet metal bending outward, which is disturbing in two ways: How it might have happened and how little a surprise it would register in the fan base.
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
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ben hill gryphon says:
It’s such a great idea that Charlie Weiss plans to do the same if they get to play that game in Yankee Stadium. Apparently he’s been seen practicing….
http://failblog.org/2008/03/09/proportional-fail/
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
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ocphil says:
I thought the bullet hole in question was a sticker on the helmet rather than a PS.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 pm
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fuppedduck says:
Hey soonertruth – sounds like you’re still hurtin’ from Les kicking your teams ass while still at Ok. St., or LSU 2003, or any other BCS game in recent memory for that matter.
As far as the laughable “corn dog” reference, I’m sure The Hat would love to use a real Louisiana product like Tabasco on one, and shove it up your Oklahomo ass!
June 4th, 2009 at 2:46 am