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VRROOOOOOOM

VROOOOOOOOOOM!!! If this is Les Miles, that is precisely what he's thinking at the moment captured in this photo:

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He should one-up the Oregon Duck and ride that son of a bitch onto the field at Death Valley for the Florida game...with Mike VI riding on his back roaring. The place might literally explode, killing thousands and covering horrified onlookers in a zesty Cajun dipping sauce. The incident would be memorialized as "The Coolest Fucking Thing To Ever Happen Anywhere," and would be counted as an LSU victory in the ledgers. That is all. Have a Great Day.

(HT: And The Valley Shook.)

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that would definately top the richter scale reading that tommy hodson’s td pass registered against the plainsmen back in the day . . .

by dunkyarddawg on Jun 2, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

10:1 odds he can’t set the clock on the bike, either.

by Counter Trap on Jun 2, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike should ride in on a divan atop the apex of the Dome of the Hat feeding on organ meats. And one more thing – we’re keeping him so fuck you, PETA!

by haveagreatday on Jun 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Notice the speed-hole on the helmet.

by That 5.0 Guy on Jun 2, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

VROOM VROOM PARTY STARTER!

by CK on Jun 2, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Les or Karl from Sling Blade?

“Uh need some musturd fer muh corn dog. Mmmm Hmmm”

by Soonertruth on Jun 2, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s his bright white helmet?

by jacketexan on Jun 2, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: the hole. I believe it shows the helmet metal bending outward, which is disturbing in two ways: How it might have happened and how little a surprise it would register in the fan base.

by sullivan013 on Jun 2, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s such a great idea that Charlie Weiss plans to do the same if they get to play that game in Yankee Stadium. Apparently he’s been seen practicing….
http://failblog.org/2008/03/09/proportional-fail/

by ben hill gryphon on Jun 2, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought the bullet hole in question was a sticker on the helmet rather than a PS.

by ocphil on Jun 3, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey soonertruth – sounds like you’re still hurtin’ from Les kicking your teams ass while still at Ok. St., or LSU 2003, or any other BCS game in recent memory for that matter.

As far as the laughable “corn dog” reference, I’m sure The Hat would love to use a real Louisiana product like Tabasco on one, and shove it up your Oklahomo ass!

by fuppedduck on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions  

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