THINK OF THE CHILDREN
This has to be in violation of some kind of international treaty barring cruel and inhuman treatment of a captive audience:
The upside is that contractually this means Florida by extension now owns Uganda, too. WOOO EDSBS IS MOVING TO KAMPALA!!! The descent into Idi Amin-style madness begins one subordinate’s liver at a time.
On a more adminstrative note, we’re rebuilding the blog roll a few links at a time after wiping it clean to start all over and rid it of a thousand dead links. The first two? Doc Saturday and The Sporting Blog, of course. If you have ones that are musts, please leave them in the comments and the Politburo will take them under consideration before escorting directly to a Worker’s Paradise in Northern Karelia where you will receive your “reward.”
(ps. Tommy Tuberville can’t pronounce “Djibouti.” Someone send him the Economist song, stat!)









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stevechas says:
College Football Voice.com
Particularly the poster Creekdweller
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
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Holly says:
I humbly submit Bruins Nation and Tomahawk Nation. Everybody needs derisive gut-laughs to get them through the offseason.
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
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chaimy4life says:
WW3 will start with Uganda vs Philippines
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
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ChasingMizzou says:
I suggest http://bullyforoldmizzou.blogspot.com/. Formerly your one stop shop for news on dudes named “Chase.” Now, specializing in the moniker “Blaine.” Get it while it’s hot!
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Of course the next despot of Uganda would wear croakies even though he is in fucking UGANDA, a country that is SOOO close to water that of course you would need something to hold your sunglasses with. Keep Uganda, I want the not-so-Democratic People’s Republic of the Congo. Why? Diamonds, and an army of hyper violent gorillas to rule all of Africa!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Burnt Orange Nation? Black Heart Gold Pants? Was there a divorce I didn’t hear about? I recommend The Ozone at http://theozone.net/ for your Buckeye news. Eleven Warriors also does a nice job http://www.elevenwarriors.com/ .
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
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Jonathan says:
The L.E.A.D program is currently in Cape Town SA… UGA is taking over Africa one step at a time. Though how would you feel being the one stuck in Uganda versus the beautiful Cape.
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
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Landshark says:
Congratulations on retarding the development of the third world UGA….A shame, especially since all the kids in the class appeared bright, attentive and eager to learn, unfortunately, bad habits are tough to break and easy to form. The class will need to redouble their efforts at improving their country and themselves.
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
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Reginaldawg says:
It’s great. To be. A Uganda Bulldog!
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:49 pm
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crane says:
Rennie Curran has been working out very well so UGA thought they’d start recruiting other parts of the continent.
Ok he’s from snellville but that doesn’t really go with my argument.
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
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Pig Stabbin Z says:
Sure to follow: Richt announces intention to move WLOCP to Uganda in the name of neutrality.
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
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Godfather of Soul says:
smartfootball.com for Xs and Os supreme goodness.
Because 5 yd out routes are for pussies
/Sex Cannon
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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allaha says:
burntorangenation.com . . . it’s worth learning about the next Heisman winner and MNC.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:44 pm
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Sam says:
I humbly suggest both Wolverine Liberation Army and The Rivalry, Esq.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
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JD says:
How does ARP ARP ARP ARP translate into Bantu dialects? I think we’re going to find out.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
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Halpert says:
RedCupRebellion.com, formerly RedSoloCup.
They’re funny ‘n shit.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
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Geaux Hokie says:
I’ll take College Game Balls (http://www.collegegameballs.com).
Willing to cover everything while still reminding everyone of the superiority of the Hokies!
Always has great College GameDay screenshots!
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:03 pm
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Charlie says:
I submit NittanyWhiteOut.com for your Penn State craziness
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
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RotoJeff says:
Lake The Posts – Northwestern Blog
MGoBlog
RockMNation – Mizzou Blog
Second the nomination for Black Heart Gold Pants.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 am
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Daywalker trailer park says:
While we’re cleaning up the dead links, isn’t it time to resolve the mystery that is Stranko?
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:48 am
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lawdawg1919 says:
What is more cruel Orson? Helping to uplift the spirits of children in Uganda, or having your four year old daughter make advances on one Heisman winning mohel and publically advertising to the entire world her predestined fate of jean shorts with the thickest Southern drawl I have heard since Hee Haw?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTB4ET6zh8c
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:25 am
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CincySooner says:
blackheartgoldpants… they’re a good place to go for supplemental funny. Or when Orson gets so stoned off pain killers that Bizzaro Superman takes complete control of his brain-ship.
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:42 am
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Beauford Bixel says:
maizenbrew.com if you please.
What, I can’t vote for myself?
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 am
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Silver Britches says:
There’s a circumcision joke in there somewhere.
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:52 am
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Winfield Featherston says:
1. I’ll nominate gobblercountry.com, pretty much the best VT blog around
2. I’ll also vote for myself. thelegacyx4.blogspot.com, really the only active GT blog around.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 am
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crimson daddy says:
I’ve heard great things about Third Saturday in Blogtober.
http://www.3sib.com
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:11 am
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PCG says:
Out of complete shameless self promotion…
friendsoftheprogram.net
thegodfreyshow.com
redsolocup.com
ogrish.com….ok maybe not
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
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Captain Cabinets says:
The Blue-Gray Sky
(The best there is . . .)
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:17 am
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Devin McCullen says:
Best Rutgers blog I’ve seen is http://bleedscarlet.wordpress.com/
And despite their mocking RU’s schedule, I have to give points to http://www.nunesmagician.com/
For my other allegiance, http://www.obnug.com/ (short for One Bronco Nation Under God)
And he writes WAY too much about baseball for your taste, but you should have http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/ because he’s awesome, in a quiet, friendly way.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
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Nutter says:
Seasonsofdiscontent.com
June 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm