THINK OF THE CHILDREN

by Orson on Jun 2, 2009 5:04 PM EDT

This has to be in violation of some kind of international treaty barring cruel and inhuman treatment of a captive audience:

The upside is that contractually this means Florida by extension now owns Uganda, too. WOOO EDSBS IS MOVING TO KAMPALA!!! The descent into Idi Amin-style madness begins one subordinate's liver at a time.

On a more adminstrative note, we're rebuilding the blog roll a few links at a time after wiping it clean to start all over and rid it of a thousand dead links. The first two? Doc Saturday and The Sporting Blog, of course. If you have ones that are musts, please leave them in the comments and the Politburo will take them under consideration before escorting directly to a Worker's Paradise in Northern Karelia where you will receive your "reward."

(ps. Tommy Tuberville can't pronounce "Djibouti." Someone send him the Economist song, stat!)

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College Football Voice.com

Particularly the poster Creekdweller

by stevechas on Jun 2, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions

I humbly submit Bruins Nation and Tomahawk Nation. Everybody needs derisive gut-laughs to get them through the offseason.

by Holly on Jun 2, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions

WW3 will start with Uganda vs Philippines

by chaimy4life on Jun 2, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

I suggest http://bullyforoldmizzou.blogspot.com/. Formerly your one stop shop for news on dudes named “Chase.” Now, specializing in the moniker “Blaine.” Get it while it’s hot!

by ChasingMizzou on Jun 2, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions

Of course the next despot of Uganda would wear croakies even though he is in fucking UGANDA, a country that is SOOO close to water that of course you would need something to hold your sunglasses with. Keep Uganda, I want the not-so-Democratic People’s Republic of the Congo. Why? Diamonds, and an army of hyper violent gorillas to rule all of Africa!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Jun 2, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions

Burnt Orange Nation? Black Heart Gold Pants? Was there a divorce I didn’t hear about? I recommend The Ozone at http://theozone.net/ for your Buckeye news. Eleven Warriors also does a nice job http://www.elevenwarriors.com/ .

by Crabapple Buck on Jun 2, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions

The L.E.A.D program is currently in Cape Town SA… UGA is taking over Africa one step at a time. Though how would you feel being the one stuck in Uganda versus the beautiful Cape.

by Jonathan on Jun 2, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions

Congratulations on retarding the development of the third world UGA….A shame, especially since all the kids in the class appeared bright, attentive and eager to learn, unfortunately, bad habits are tough to break and easy to form. The class will need to redouble their efforts at improving their country and themselves.

by Landshark on Jun 2, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions

It’s great. To be. A Uganda Bulldog!

by Reginaldawg on Jun 2, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions

Rennie Curran has been working out very well so UGA thought they’d start recruiting other parts of the continent.

Ok he’s from snellville but that doesn’t really go with my argument.

by crane on Jun 2, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions

Sure to follow: Richt announces intention to move WLOCP to Uganda in the name of neutrality.

by Pig Stabbin Z on Jun 2, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions

smartfootball.com for Xs and Os supreme goodness.

Because 5 yd out routes are for pussies

/Sex Cannon

by Godfather of Soul on Jun 2, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions

burntorangenation.com . . . it’s worth learning about the next Heisman winner and MNC.

by allaha on Jun 2, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions

I humbly suggest both Wolverine Liberation Army and The Rivalry, Esq.

by Sam on Jun 2, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions

How does ARP ARP ARP ARP translate into Bantu dialects? I think we’re going to find out.

by JD on Jun 2, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions

RedCupRebellion.com, formerly RedSoloCup.

They’re funny ’n shit.

by Halpert on Jun 2, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions

I’ll take College Game Balls (http://www.collegegameballs.com).
Willing to cover everything while still reminding everyone of the superiority of the Hokies!
Always has great College GameDay screenshots!

by Geaux Hokie on Jun 3, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions

I submit NittanyWhiteOut.com for your Penn State craziness

by Charlie on Jun 3, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions

Lake The Posts – Northwestern Blog
MGoBlog
RockMNation – Mizzou Blog

Second the nomination for Black Heart Gold Pants.

by RotoJeff on Jun 3, 2009 1:11 AM EDT reply actions

While we’re cleaning up the dead links, isn’t it time to resolve the mystery that is Stranko?

by Daywalker trailer park on Jun 3, 2009 2:48 AM EDT reply actions

What is more cruel Orson? Helping to uplift the spirits of children in Uganda, or having your four year old daughter make advances on one Heisman winning mohel and publically advertising to the entire world her predestined fate of jean shorts with the thickest Southern drawl I have heard since Hee Haw?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTB4ET6zh8c

by lawdawg1919 on Jun 3, 2009 7:25 AM EDT reply actions

blackheartgoldpants… they’re a good place to go for supplemental funny. Or when Orson gets so stoned off pain killers that Bizzaro Superman takes complete control of his brain-ship.

by CincySooner on Jun 3, 2009 8:42 AM EDT reply actions

maizenbrew.com if you please.

What, I can’t vote for myself?

by Beauford Bixel on Jun 3, 2009 8:45 AM EDT reply actions

There’s a circumcision joke in there somewhere.

by Silver Britches on Jun 3, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions

1. I’ll nominate gobblercountry.com, pretty much the best VT blog around
2. I’ll also vote for myself. thelegacyx4.blogspot.com, really the only active GT blog around.

by Winfield Featherston on Jun 3, 2009 9:00 AM EDT reply actions

I’ve heard great things about Third Saturday in Blogtober.

www.3sib.com

by crimson daddy on Jun 3, 2009 9:11 AM EDT reply actions

Out of complete shameless self promotion…
friendsoftheprogram.net
thegodfreyshow.com
redsolocup.com
ogrish.com….ok maybe not

by PCG on Jun 3, 2009 9:57 AM EDT reply actions

The Blue-Gray Sky

(The best there is . . .)

by Captain Cabinets on Jun 3, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

Best Rutgers blog I’ve seen is http://bleedscarlet.wordpress.com/
And despite their mocking RU’s schedule, I have to give points to http://www.nunesmagician.com/

For my other allegiance, http://www.obnug.com/ (short for One Bronco Nation Under God)

And he writes WAY too much about baseball for your taste, but you should have http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/ because he’s awesome, in a quiet, friendly way.

by Devin McCullen on Jun 3, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions