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1
EZ says:
Another note from that video: Auburn fans sure sing a different tune about Kodi Burns when he’s standing right in front of them. Spurrier thinks this is pussy.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:17 am
2
Cleat Meat says:
You don’t understand Carroll. Beyond the “Win Forever” stuff and helping old ladies in South Central carry their groceries, he’s the most competitive guy in LA, maybe anywhere. The guy would pull an Oedipus if meant beating you in a stare-down.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
3
Soothsayer says:
For the record the reason he said that is because some Bama fan who lives in his parents basement drove to Toomer’s to partake in this event. He threw TP at Lache then walked up to him and yelled “Rolllll Tahd” and then ran off. Lache kind of stared at him dumbfounded and then the talk began.
For proof check out Bamaonline.com where the guy is bragging about his actions and Turder Incestors are slapping him on the @$$ telling him good job. A couple Auburn people in attendance saw it happen as well.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:29 am
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crimson daddy says:
Other things Master Seastrunk enjoys: pissing into the wind, tugging on Superman’s cape.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:31 am
5
d761 says:
LOL.
Five foot three inches of doom and destruction.
“[Alabama] has more need of me than I have need of [Alabama]“.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:56 am
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Coop says:
@ 2
You don’t understand satire. Everyone knows what Carroll is all about, but it is funnier to focus on his many social acts that seem to show up in every media outlet west of the Rockies. Myself, I wonder how he has time to lead the most dominant college football program, again, west of the Rockies.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am
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Signal to Noise says:
CyberTyde is already preparing the “extraordinary rendition” rooms as we speak.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am
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CapstoneAlum says:
Orson,
Do remember what you said when Coach Saban was hired? I think it was something along the lines of, “He won’t dazzle you with brilliant play from the O, but he will recruit demon-babies who wreck havoc on opposing team”.
Dont’a Hightower, Nico Johnson, Rod Woodson, and many others will be reminded about this kid many times before the 2010 Iron Bowl (If AU manages to land him)…and it will end poorly for him..like UT/FL 2009 poorly. I hope he gets Lasik, so he can see what is barreling down upon him.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:49 am
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andrew says:
Orson, you are a muhfuggin genius–your writing gets me through each day with little hits of literary whippetry so good they make a 43 year old white man appropriate urban slang in casual conversation. Kudos sir, and a continued speedy recovery.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
10
BamaCPA says:
Typical LBS from Auburn.
June 1st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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Dontae and Rolando says:
Dear Lache’,
We can’t wait for you to get to Auburn.
Sincerely,
Rolando and Dontae’
June 1st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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Lache' says:
Dear Dont’a and Rolando,
Fuck you. I’ve got 5 stars and you don’t.
June 1st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
Lache’
Looking forward to meeting you and your 5 stars.
http://alittlenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/20momentsironbowl.jpg
Yours truly,
Dont’a and Rolando
June 1st, 2009 at 5:45 pm
14
Lache S. says:
EVERYBODY SEE THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAH!
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:24 am
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sullivan013 says:
I love Alabama fans. They win one game in seven and declare themselves champions of the state and sneak into their rivals pep rallys for pointless acts of irrational one-upmanship.
How’s that inferiority complex working for you?
Sullivan013
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:25 am
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Sigmund Freud says:
That’s funny…an aubie lecturing about an inferiority complex. Comedy Freakin’ GOLD!
That’s like Rosie O’ Donnell calling someone fat or Gene Chizik calling you a loser.
Auburn fans: Better for laughs than Comedy Central since 1892.
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 am
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Dontae and Rolando says:
Dear Lache’
Congratualtions on your ability to count to five! If you should auburn that will make admission a breeze.
Some other fun facts about the number five:
-Your five stars match the number of wins auburn had last season.
-Your five stars match the number of wins Gene Chizik had in the last two
-Your five stars matches the number of touchdowns Alabama scored in last season’s game againt auburn
-Your five stars are five more than the total number of points auburn scored in that same game.
We still very much look forward to introducing ourselves to you should you choose to to bring your five stars to auburn to play behind their 1.5 star line. See you soon, Urkel!
Your Friends,
Rolando and Dontae’
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:50 am
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Sullivan14 says:
Sullivan, I hate to burst your bubble, but the videos were leaked courtesy of the Opelika/Auburn News and Auburnsports.com
Bama, like Nick Saban, doesn’t have time for that shit.
June 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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sevenDs says:
Yes, we can lecture about how bammers have an inferiority complex. We’ve lived you people long enough that we’re experts on the subject from observing you.
You had to invent 7 national titles just to make yourself feel good about something. Being inferior to us in the real world really gets to you people.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm