Comments on: HOUSTON NUTT BRAVELY HOLDS ON TO JAMAR HORNSBY

By: havok

havok — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:19:56 +0000

Yea.. a kid who beats up Fast Food Workers is going to be Re-habilitated by a Coach who’s own wife dreams of beating one of his player’s Mother’s with a 2 x 4.

Anyone see any Irony (or brass or wood for that matter) in all this..?

By: Brown

Brown — Sat, 30 May 2009 09:50:21 +0000

Wow. What state will be put down next? Florida’s GDP: Jorts, Cocaine, The Cuban Sandwich, people over 80, meth and crack that are so abundant in the trailer parks of inner Florida, and terrorism training. Not to mention the worst public schools in the country. Crime in Florida is becoming worse than Iraq. You have to really be a badass to venture below Orlando.

Nutt is more concerned about his football team and that is why he is taking a chance on one of these Florida raised hoodlums.

Florida has become a wasteland(that about sums it up).

By: Melton's Ghost

Melton's Ghost — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:52:32 +0000

Nutt has to hold on for Jammer………..with the 15 recruits that aren’t going to qualify, his #17 ranking will be adjusted to #37 on summer reporting day………..In other news the SEC has adopted a limit of 30 offers/yr per institution………this new rule will cripple OM recruiting and may ruin Houston’s “Mississippi Junior College Support Network”; however, we have it on good authority that the junior colleges will continue to be the main educational institutions in the state……Hooty Tooty!

By: the ex-croominator

the ex-croominator — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:50:45 +0000

@pick6bamr…plus, given that Frank Melton died shortly after that election–in fact, he never knew he lost–don’t count on him running again (VOTING again, however, is a different matter).

By: pick6bamr

pick6bamr — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:12:11 +0000

@Bunkie Perkins…thanks to NAFTA coffins and furniture are pretty much gone and Frank Melton lost the election…also, I wouldn’t discount the contribution of meth labs to the robust Mississippi economy

By: tomcat

tomcat — Fri, 29 May 2009 07:43:28 +0000

@ orson

to your list i would add: Grove-caliber “scenery,” William Faulkner’s bottomless bottle, magnolias, and latent racism.

you’ve nicely summed up the Mississippi economy.

By: Hawgustus Caesar

Hawgustus Caesar — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:03:28 +0000

Per the hospital and ESPN, Corso’s GAMEDAY performance will be no different…

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:54:08 +0000

Am I the only one who imagines HDN pronouncing Jamar like jammer?

You know why I like Jammer and Enrickey? They’re fast!

threadjack/ Corso had a mild stroke, but expected to recover for 2009 season per ESPN.

By: Hawgustus Caesar

Hawgustus Caesar — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:37:01 +0000

Houston Nutt v. Subject Verb Agreement

Subject Verb agreement should sue Nutt for trespass, nuisance, and rape. That man is a talking billboard for the educational systems of the SEC West.

“…but we’ve spent a lot of time, do a lot of research…”

He reminds me of that high school coach with the nut-hugging (no pun intended) sliding shorts who tried to teach you either geometry or geography. Either way, your knowledge in one of these fields was forever marred.

Giggitah!

By: Bunkie Perkins

Bunkie Perkins — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:34:05 +0000

To round out the Mississippi GDP list: furniture, coffins, coeds, and crazy ass mayors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Melton)