Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: AND THE STREETS OF CLEMSON ARE SAFE TONIGHT

By: engineer sighted

engineer sighted — Sun, 31 May 2009 02:03:27 +0000

Barry Humphries wasn’t before and isn’t now the starting center. But the image of an offensive lineman wobbly riding on a scooter, drunk or sober, makes me laugh.

By: Coop

Coop — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:29:41 +0000

Check the guy’s name, CC, hence the Whitlock reference by me. Of course he was referring to Humphries, but I decided to reference SCar’s exploits, anyway.

Sadly, but not surprisingly, you went out of your way to notfiy the EDSBS world that someone from Clemson did something illegal. Obviously, illegal activities by Clemson players do not happen anywhere near as frequently as they do by SCar players, but you already know that.

You never see someone from Clemson point out that a SCar player, once again, got busted for doing something illegal, mainly because such conduct by SCar players happen far too frequently to point out any one incident.. For further reference, check out the Fulmer Cup scoreboard, and scoreboards from the past, that apparently you seem so interested in.

By: Charlestowne

Charlestowne — Fri, 29 May 2009 02:23:48 +0000

Coop:

Nope, that’s a straight reference to the fact that its Humphries’ 2nd DUI. Thanks for coming by again. Once again you turn something that has nothing to do with SC vs. Clamson into just that.

And Whitlock’s going to get a bit more than a 2 game suspension.

By: Techie

Techie — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:10:03 +0000

Well, what else is there to do in Clemson? Maybe he was thinking of setting up a speed trial from Central to Seneca.

By: Coop

Coop — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:53:56 +0000

I love that photo. A Clemson player, quoted after the game, and I am paraphrasing, said, “They came to fight, we came to play football. We won the game and the fight.”

Come to think of it, I believe we have won 10 out of the last 12 versus South Carolina.

Very well, carry on.

Oh, and I hope 10 is a homage to South Carolina’s CC Whitlock. If he gets arrested again he will have as many arrests as he has illegitimate children by different women. Not joking about that last sentence.

By: GatorGreg

GatorGreg — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:53:34 +0000

@14 She’s just big boned.

By: sullivan013

sullivan013 — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:48:43 +0000

Also at 0400-0500, if suggested by less drunk (or more cruel) friends, Krystal chili becomes the Nectar of the Gods to be immediately andrepeated consumed with the disasterous (yet fully predictable) result at 0500-0600 as your body decides to return it for a full refund on your arresting officer/rescuing friend/ or soon-to-be-ex girlfriend.

Check.

Sullivan013

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:20:01 +0000

That’s nothing like my drinking schedule, because I’d get so shitfaced I had whiskey dick and couldn’t masturbate on a strange couch.

By: Tommy's choir boy

Tommy's choir boy — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:46:20 +0000

Well it is Clempson, so he was probably doing “something else” with the cows. Or maybe it was with the sheep.

By: kizzak

kizzak — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:37:57 +0000

@4 don’t forget waffle house begins to be a viable option between 3 and 4

By: Maize n Brew Dave

Maize n Brew Dave — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:31:36 +0000

Holy shit was that funny.

“4:00–5:00 a.m. Crying and masturbating on strange sofa. Other people may/may not be present, and their involvement ranges from horrified and present to comatose and vacant.”

Laughed till I cried at that. 100 cocktails to you, sir.

By: cc

cc — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:26:17 +0000

Should he get more points for 2nd offense stupidity?

By: Theskipster

Theskipster — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:25:12 +0000

So how many points did Clemson get?

By: jd

jd — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:23:15 +0000

what, no blacking out? you very strong man, orson.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:13:58 +0000

That picture is just so full of WIN. That is all.