Comments on: I PROMISE THAT THESE WILL BE THE MOST EMOTIONAL MEAT PRODUCTS YOU’LL EVER TASTE

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:16:53 +0000

Or the fan favorite. It’s Not Over til Its Over Pot Roast, takes about 3-5 yrs to cook…..cause its just not ready yet….

By: Dawg 05

Dawg 05 — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:08:20 +0000

JTG – It could always be marketed under the Ron Mexico label. Mmmmm… taste like open sores on my genitalia.

By: JTG

JTG — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:17:01 +0000

I guess we can be pretty sure nobody will agree to market meat with Michael Vick’s name on it…

By: dc trojan

dc trojan — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:48:06 +0000

@Texas Gal – Generally speaking, if you want a long-time grudge and still-fresh tears, you have to either be a rival beating us over multiple years and / or beat our various all-universe teams* by more than 3 points. Getting kicked in the balls is unpleasant at the time and doesn’t make a happy memory, but it has a pain-half-life.

Besides, our douchey Heisman winning / MNC losing quarterback is about as big of an NFL bust at the moment as your mopey Heisman losing / MNC winning quarterback. **

* This is sarcasm.
** This not sarcasm.

By: lovettowl

lovettowl — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:21:02 +0000

Have we come to the point where we are reveling in other peoples mental illnesses? He may be a douche, he may like to drink ‘tron shirtless in a room full of dudes, but his half assed lamentations that he was going to commit suicide should not be something to make fun of. What is this 4chan?

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:16:07 +0000

There is only one Longhorn who produces quality food products. His name is Earl Campbell. Thou shalt not trespass on the land of the Hot Link.

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:03:35 +0000

This is where I throw a trench coat over Swindle’s head and hustle him out the back door into an unmarked pickup truck, hand him an envelope full of cash, and holler GO GO GO like in that Navy commercial.

By: Ed

Ed — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:32:03 +0000

But does it come with a free bottle of “STFU Kerry Collins” purple drank?

By: comoprozac

comoprozac — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:09:36 +0000

Did anybody check out Young’s personal website? I’ve never seen such a production for an NFL backup. When my kid’s old enough, she’s definitely attending the Vince Young Cheer & Dance Clinic.

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:55:10 +0000

What about Vince Young’s Poodle-Kickin’ BBQ Sauce, Meltdown Meatloaf, Shirtless Man-Party Short Ribs or Depression Dogs? Depression Dogs: They distress when you cook ‘em!

Kerry Collins Foods: Mm-mmm! Bigotry never tasted so good!
Kerry Collins Foods: Even nigra’s love it!
And new from Kerry Collins Foods: Bourbon BBQ Sauce, now with extra bourbon. And no barbecue sauce.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:39:27 +0000

So would Vince Young Foods be considered appetizers now, and Kerry Collins Foods the main course? I thought the Vince Young Foods line had been discontinued since Kerry Collins Foods was cheaper and more cost effective?

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:36:37 +0000

I thought Suffering Succotash was trademarked for Puddy Tats. Come to think of it, Vince is just a big ol’ Puddy. My favorite dish would be the Wonderlic Ribs, which scores a 6 out of a possible 50.

By: ChasingMizzou

ChasingMizzou — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:13:46 +0000

I’ll have the veal . . .

By: Touchdown74

Touchdown74 — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:54:50 +0000

And you can wash all that wonderful meat down with a tall glass (or 15) of Kerry Collins Whiskey!

By: gold man

gold man — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:41:45 +0000

Isn’t one supposed to wait until they are thoroughly washed up and 3 years removed from football to attempt terrible business ventures of this nature? Just sayin’, this ain’t standard.