Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: WANDERING DRUNKEN COCK SEIZED

By: WallaDawg

WallaDawg — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:59:39 +0000

I dunno. As a proud Whitman College Missionary, we had a few cheers that we dug quite a bit:

“Missionaries, Missionaries, we’re on top!”

“Missionaries do it lying down.”

“Missionaries never take it from behind.”

Etcetera.

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:43:21 +0000

My brother played for Morehead State. You’ve never lived until you’ve joined a few thousand Kentuckians chanting “More! Head! More! Head!”

Sadly, he was never able to get me a “I Love Morehead” t-shirt, and the university rejected his plan to give President Clinton said garment when the former CIC visited the campus. His argument, “Who better to promote Morehead than Bill Clinton?” fell on deaf ears. Philistines.

By: USC_Cock

USC_Cock — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:37:44 +0000

Back in the early 80’s when Carolina played Southern Cal in Columbia there were signs reading “Your Trojans can’t hold our Cocks”

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:06:48 +0000

I saw Vitor Meira broke L1 and L2 during a scrum with the brickwall at Indy over the weekend…I am sensing a new nickname in your future. Or at least an email buddy to swap war stories with.

By: ****thegators

****thegators — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:52:17 +0000

You should atleast do a little bit of spell and check, Im glad it wasnt CC whitlock

By: what'dyousay

what'dyousay — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:46:05 +0000

You should atleast get his name right. it’s Whitlock.

By: softbatch

softbatch — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:41:58 +0000

*squint* In the COCKS picture, what is that supposed to be astride the goal line?

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:31:17 +0000

The classic meatchup was in the CWS last year when UC Irvine played Oregon State. Beavers vs. Eaters.

By: ohiodawg

ohiodawg — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:17:33 +0000

Did our host ever say what caused his back problems? Several broken vertebrae seems like a problem you don’t get from sitting in the same position for a long time.

Oh, and “‘Cocks pound Beavers as the SEC continues its dominance over the PAC 10.”

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:05:05 +0000

Have we exhausted our supply of “rub some dirt on it” jokes yet? No, you say?

By: gold man

gold man — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:02:25 +0000

ULTIMATE BURN in the comments section of the first article:

Paris10 (Anonymous) says…

You need to be writing about gardening or something else.
I listened to the interview and Spurrier was very gracious toward Urban.
I look foward to your article on growing squash.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:45:17 +0000

Still love that bumper sticker they had years ago, “Can’t Beat Our Cocks.”

Priceless.

By: southernmost

southernmost — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:31:43 +0000

I loved it when SC came to Gainesville. 85,000 people chanting “GO! U! F! BEAT! THOSE! COCKS!” is something everyone should behold.