TRINDON HOLLIDAY IS FASTER THAN OTHER FAST PEOPLE, CAMELS
If you don’t know Trindon Holliday, just look for tiny blurring object skittering around the field when LSU plays, and that’s him. Part quantum anomaly, part running back, and all midget, the 5′5″ running back is unfairly and incomprehensibly fast. How he ever gets tackled is a mystery worthy of scientific study, and further proof that college athletes with lateral speed are beasts beyond parallel and worth their weight in scholarship dollars and high-grade cafeteria chow.
Holliday won the 100m at the SEC Track and Field championships by running 100 meters in 10.01 seconds. The camel finished in seventh place for guest competitors King Abdallah Technical University and Moral Prefectory of Riyadh.
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Little Nicky says:
For anyone that cares, “The Blind Side”, the “true story” (it’s hollywood after all) of Michael Oher,starring Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, and Kathy Bate’s ass (jk) is filming down the road from me in Atlanta right now…..have no idea who the actor is that plays Oher, but i’m assuming he is huge
May 18th, 2009 at 11:10 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Atlanta? Why not Memphis? Let us know when The Orgeron will be in town. That’s worth a trip.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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haveagreatday says:
First of all, LSUFreek should get a MacArthur Fellowship. Secondly, the Holliday experiment has not yet borne the juicy fried goodness that we’ve expected. When Holliday is on the field, Holliday gets the ball. You know it, I know it, the DC across the field knows it and it has led to a lot of wasted downs. Don’t go changin’ Les, but let’s work in a shade of subtlety when you’ve got a sawn off Usain Bolt in the backfield. It raises eyebrows. But, if he gets around the corner, angle of pursuit becomes an academic question.
May 18th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
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Joe Cox has Alopecia says:
Ahhhh… yes. King Abdallah Techinical University is the proud home of “Twitchy the Martyr.”
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “BOOOOOM!!!!! MOTHERF&CKER!!!!!!”
May 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
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Running Joe Rides Again says:
The best part was the Kiffendale Can-Can promo at the bottom. We all bow to you Freek
May 19th, 2009 at 3:01 am