TRINDON HOLLIDAY IS FASTER THAN OTHER FAST PEOPLE, CAMELS

by Orson on May 18, 2009 10:59 AM EDT

If you don't know Trindon Holliday, just look for tiny blurring object skittering around the field when LSU plays, and that's him. Part quantum anomaly, part running back, and all midget, the 5'5" running back is unfairly and incomprehensibly fast. How he ever gets tackled is a mystery worthy of scientific study, and further proof that college athletes with lateral speed are beasts beyond parallel and worth their weight in scholarship dollars and high-grade cafeteria chow.

Holliday won the 100m at the SEC Track and Field championships by running 100 meters in 10.01 seconds. The camel finished in seventh place for guest competitors King Abdallah Technical University and Moral Prefectory of Riyadh.

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For anyone that cares, “The Blind Side”, the “true story” (it’s hollywood after all) of Michael Oher,starring Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, and Kathy Bate’s ass (jk) is filming down the road from me in Atlanta right now…..have no idea who the actor is that plays Oher, but i’m assuming he is huge

by Little Nicky on May 18, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions

Atlanta? Why not Memphis? Let us know when The Orgeron will be in town. That’s worth a trip.

by yoyofutbawl on May 18, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

First of all, LSUFreek should get a MacArthur Fellowship. Secondly, the Holliday experiment has not yet borne the juicy fried goodness that we’ve expected. When Holliday is on the field, Holliday gets the ball. You know it, I know it, the DC across the field knows it and it has led to a lot of wasted downs. Don’t go changin’ Les, but let’s work in a shade of subtlety when you’ve got a sawn off Usain Bolt in the backfield. It raises eyebrows. But, if he gets around the corner, angle of pursuit becomes an academic question.

by haveagreatday on May 18, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions