WE GIVE YOU 45 DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOTBALL ART

Etsy.com is an indie craft site where people may sell hook rugs depicting porno scenes or their own custom Florida Gator blueprint art. It also is an open market for those seeking to commission art both for both the serious collector looking to support independent artists, or the cheap shithead looking for a large picture of Daniel Murray kicking the most significant field goal in recent Iowa football history for $45.00.

Custom football painting for poor college kid
posted 5/15/2009 , expires 6/5/2009
I love Iowa football...thus why not have a fabulous painting of the team. Simple eh? I would like an action shot on a big canvas.
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Tags: college, iowa, football, iowa city, poor, student
Ideal price: $45.00
Deadline: Aug 30, 2009
Quantity: 1
Ship To: Iowa City, IA 52242
United States

$45.00 will not get you half of a Daniel Moore painting, and we're not even talking about the clearance ones like "Dennis Franchione: Leading with Pride" or "Mike Shula Spilling Hot Coffee on His Lap While Driving With the Scowling, Disdainful Ghost of Bear Bryant In the Passenger's Seat." However, it will get you this Oops Pow Surprise MS Paint Original, Ms. "BamBamra." The image below is a preview, and can be next day air shipped to you as a painstakingly reproduced digital image on only the finest stock copier paper stolen from the offices of his employer. (Click for big.)

fieldgoalwinner

Yes: for just $45 internet sensation and MS Paint master Oops Pow Surprise will send you a custom print of this
important moment in Iowa football history! Contact him at Black Heart, Gold Pants in the next ten minutes, and he'll throw in a free drive-by punching from a member of the Iowa football team and an autographed and certified authentic Robert Gallery scrunchie at no charge. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

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