KENNY STABLER LAUGHS AT YOU, SAM KELLER

I’m getting shitfaced just at the mention of Ken Stabler.

Wow, think I just got a contact-buzz…. thanks for the new screen saver… you can never get enough of Kenny Stable… a man’s man….. he walked the walk and talked the talked (or slurred the talk)…. men worship, women flock…. children idolize…. one night in Bangcock with the Snake would be a dream come true!

“Mobile Marraige Maker”

 I love it.

 Now, where is the napkin so I can clean my monitor?

You should read Snakes autobiography. Best chapter was “Keeper of the Tooz”, where he was John Matuszak’s roommate during training camp. Think Coach O, only a lot bigger.

True Ken Stabler story:

When I was a kid in rural NW Ohio, a local men’s group held an annual sports dinner featuring a celebrity along the likes of Chris Spielman, Ozzie Newsome, Tommy Heinsohn, etc. Ken Stabler was featured one year, and afterward followed everyone to the local tavern where he announced that all drinks would be on him for the rest of the night. What a guy, Snake.

Anyway, as the bar was closing down, he said he needed to go out to his car for something, and ditched. Left a $1500 tab.

http://deadspin.com/5252280/urban-meyer-demands-your-eternal-loyalty

I would like your response to the above, O.

Myself, I love Shane Matthews because he was the rag arm QB, the first of many, that started the awesomeness that was Florida under Spurrier. While I do not particularly care for Florida, the Alabama game in Birmingham in ’91, I think, was just spectacularly awesome because nobody thought anything about Florida and Spurrier before they and, more pertinently, he made their presence known.

The snake can still be found in bars around Tuscaloosa on random occasions. I’ve seen him a few times. He’s always accompanied by a nice young lady or two.

@ # 6, coop..

that game sucked. try the 92 SECCG on for size. you’ll find that game was/is much better suited to your liking.

The Snake or Joe Namath? Discuss. Personally, I prefer Namath.

@6 – His comments were “If you are going to be critical of a player on our team or a coach on our team…” – Matthews made a blanket statement about how the offense lined up against the Ole Miss defense. He did not single out any one player or coach as an individual. To me, it makes more sense that Meyer was referring to all of the “fire Dan Mullen” talk that was going on at the time. Just my opinion.

How about a newer photo of Stabler? He now bares a striking resemblance to Mister Mxyzptlk.

Stabler Wins! : http://images.usatoday.com/sports/football/_photos/2004-10-15-inside-namath-ko.jpg

What can Jay Barker do to compete????

There really was something about Anjelica in her day. Not all that attractive but something about her screamed she would give you the best night of your life.

And on who is better Namath or Stabler. I think being so drunk you try to molest someone on national television gives Namath the win.

Angelica scares me and now she looks like a man. “Have I mentioned I can’t feel my dick?” Nice!

Every boy who grew up in Alabama between 1955 and 1980 wanted to be Joe Namath, so I think that gives him the edge. However, change the question from “who is the mother-swingin’ MAN” to “who do you want to have your back in a brawl at the Flora-Bama fifteen minutes before closing” and it’s gotta be the Snake.

Either way, I will try to get the number 12 for myself in anything requiring a number for as long as I live.

1. Jay Barker feels that banging Sara Evans was the only way to become a member of the Trinity of Alabama QB’s.

1. I poured out a cold beer in the parking lot of the Florabama just yesterday in honor of Snake.

True story: Shared a table at a private AIG function that had 3 Doors Down as the headliner in Mobile,AL a few years back. The Snake should be known as the White Mamba because of his hair color, and the speed which he can get to the bar from his table, and back. He actually spilled a little of his Crown and Coke on my hand. I have yet to wash that hand.