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Around SBN: Hugh Douglas Admits To Stealing From Jaguars

AND HE SAVED A CHILD'S LIFE WHILE DOING IT.

You may win forever, but even Pete Carroll's tires must suffer defeat every now and then.

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They ran over a nail called "Stanford." My that sounds like an indie rock album title. And we fell into a hole called Oregon State. We'd like nothing better than a Fat Tire to spice up our day, or preferably eight of them consumed over four hours of video game play, a possible necessity after getting warm and fuzzies seeing all the MTSU logos in Franklin this weekend. Coach Bovo Pustule did so much with that NCAA 2003 Dynasty: five national titles in a row, four Heismans, and all done by on Heisman level, no less. Why he ever walked away from such success, we'll never know.

Maybe he was tired, or maybe his wife threatened to divorce him if he didn't come to bed, or maybe he just got a copy of Splinter Cell and forgot about the red-mulleted wizard of Murfreesboro and his magnificent team. Whenever we get the preseason guide to Florida football done and put to bed, we'll live the dream and get back to
what's really important in life: kicking the shit out of Sun Belt teams by fifty points week in and week out before a three point victory over Ohio State in the national title game.

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I must give Alabama props for scheduling Penn State, Michigan State and Georgia Tech for home and home games in the coming years.

Foley – what the fuck, man? Charleston Southern?

by ALGator on May 12, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Only three? First off, thanks for thinking we are getting there. Second, I’m glad we were competitive this time.

by Crabapple Buck on May 12, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you now get Fat Tire and other delicious New Belgium Brewery products in The Dirty? Their excuse for not shipping to the Sunshine State has been the emissions produced from shipping the beer cold over such a long distance.

Yay, zero carbon company. Boo, no Sunshine Wheat in my hand.

by Big Jon on May 12, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

If 2009 Florida beats 2009 Ohio State by 3 points, I would immediately demand Jim Tressel and Urban Meyer remove their Mission Impossible-style masks of each other and resume coaching their original football teams.

by Sam on May 12, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Florida is a craft brew wasteland. Oregon beer, FTW. In order of preference for me – Deschutes, Rogue, Full Sail, McMenamins.

by Brian O'Blivion on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

So, this is your non sequitur way of telling the world you enjoy your life of playing video games instead of working like the rest of us?

I would go play golf every day, but your gig sounds nice, too.

by Coop on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sure he meant 3 TD’S – not 3 POINTS.

by hobeg8r on May 12, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

In looking at the New Belgium website, I have just discovered that they are now selling a limited selection of beer east of the Mississippi River in Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina and South Carolina. Looks like I will be making a road trip shortly. mmmm….Fat Tire….

by JIMatUA on May 12, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he meant playing as MTSU.

by DL on May 12, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Sam, I believe that Orson is playing as MTSU (lovingly called “Middle” by the home folk) when he tears through The Ohio State University on NCAA 2003 Dynasty. Coach Bovo Pustule is an amogram for “Andy McCullom” – but only in the official language of his home island – San Lorenzo.

by Kerwin4two on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

See, there is a good reason to live in Iowa…. Flat Tire Beer…. heading to the Stadium after work to quaff one or eight….. Peace out….

by The Holy Grail on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

From the reference to “the wizard of Murfreesboro”, I assume that Swindle played as MTSU… and I don’t think it’s a sign of anything good if Ohio State is losing MTSU by only three.

by peachy on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOB,
Oregon craft brews are definitely top notch, loves me some Deschutes. Hard to argue with you on that, but I would go ahead and throw Colorado out there as a worthy contender for the crown. And I do not include Flat Tire, can’t stand the stuff myself. Beats BMC, but not by much. Not only do we get the Colorado micro’s Oskar Blues (can’t beat Dales in a can!), Left Hand, Avery, Boulder Brewing, Breckenridge, the Southern Sun in Boulder is a most stop for the true beer snob, and we are also far enough west to get the full offering of the west coast brewers, not just their main line offerings.

Damn, I’m thirsty… Tick, clock! Tick damn you!

by skinnyphatman on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Rich Brooks thinks the Heisman Level on any NCAA 2009 game is bullshit, and the media bias in their voting is BS. Not being able to score on MTSU when you are USCw on the Heisman level is beyond bullshit.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

skinnyphatman, I definitely like some Colorado brews (not Fat Tire though, and never anything from a can) . I’m generally not a fan of amber or brown ales. Too malty. It’s all about hops in Northwest brews, and the big advantage that Oregon and Washington breweries have is that all the grains and hops are grown locally. I’ve met some of the brewmasters in both states, and they can personally go and pick out the hops they want for their upcoming brews. Most of the breweries and many pubs offer beer directly from the cask, and there’s nothing better. Seasonal IPA’s and summer ales at the previously noted breweries are unparalleled. I’m also a big fan of Hale’s Ales. Pyramid is good too.

If you ever have an opportunity, check out the Oregon Summer Brewfest on the Portland waterfront. You won’t regret it.

by Brian O'Blivion on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m gonna drink some four peaks 8th street ale and kick some ass on 2009 All american setting… i’ve often thought about retiring from the capstone for the sun belt (FAU hasn’t offered this 5 time defending national title winning HC) but get too much pleasure from beating th episs out of tennesse, lsu, notre damn, a big 10 team, and barn every year. 4 non conf games isn’t eough. perhaps i’ll try navy. or change notre damn’s name, location/stadium, and colors.

and heisman IS insane, leaving homefeild advantage on, on all american is plenty hard enough for me.

by tempebamafan on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Fat Tire went on sale in GA monday 2009-05-11, yo!

by nick black on May 13, 2009 5:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Ever tried playing Tennesse at Neyland or Penn State in Happy Valley on Heisman? Talk about hell on earth. I just squeaked past UT on Sunday. Took a seventeen play drive in the 4th quarter (I went for it on 4th down three times) to notch the go ahead score. The dperessing part is I’m ranked #2 with A+ players and they were #15 with B+ and it was a knife fight all the way.

by iggy on May 13, 2009 9:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Blue Raiders!

by bobby briggs on May 13, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Just droppin in out of gratitude for the blue raider shoutout. RESPECK!!!!!!

by MightyMightyMitzu on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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