FULMER CUPDATE: PITT RELIVES BAD ANIME FILM
by Orson on May 11, 2009 2:05 PM EDT
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Yeah, you liked it, Urb, but some people don't.
Getting groped on public transit: it's not just for Japanese film anymore, as the Pitt Panthers have make the big board with indecent assault, harassment, and disorderly conduct by wide receiver Jonathan Baldwin, who decided while he was on the bus that he may as well go and make a friend by extending a friendly greeting to a female student, or as the law calls it...
...for allegedly slapping then groping the behind of a female student...
Ah, the ol' Pop and Palpitate Palpate. Good for Club Eros on Friday night, especially with the fifty year old librarians looking to form a filthy rugby scrum in the "Hellfire Room." Bad for for total strangers on a city bus, and good for four points in the Fulmer Cup with the one bonus point for your name and "slapping then groping" being put into the public record for all eternity. We have company now!
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So, the coloring is wrong, but the message is universal:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/japanese/7a3b/
by jakldawg on May 11, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
Funny shirt, I don’t think that is what they mean by “mind the gap” though.
by oc phil on May 11, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, “palpitate” is what your heart does when it starts beating really fast — although that might’ve happened, too, which would make this the Pop-Palpate-AND-THEN-Palpitate.
by Doug on May 11, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
If enough people say “palpitate” then it is so. “Irregardless” of the law.
by EastHoustonpondwater on May 11, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
Poor girl. Riding mass transit. In Pittsburgh.
At least in SEC towns the co-eds get felt up in the bucket seat of a Trans-Am.
by Jack Fact on May 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
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