FOR BEST LUCKY RESULTS LIFT WAY GATOR

by Orson on May 7, 2009 1:12 PM EDT

Simple tastes of luxurious strength program. For BEST strength program and airplane, summer comes. Florida most strenuous program for summer strenuous, for results. Championship for winners, and must from altitude maintain great attitude. DISCIPLINE! Only run through SILKEN CURTAIN PAIN WRAP and IRON RING TRANSPORT DEVICE MANNER makes victory incredible unavoidable.

In video, seen: wide contributor Nakamura, Harold, pedestrian without scholarship. His time was WORST for team. Tebow Tim finish time: 2:10. Hard body, hard mind, winning spirit! SWEET before victory. Nakamura will commit honorable suicide for shaming team and family with poor performance.

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Your command of Engrish is absolutely outstanding. Any chance you could throw together some code to add that to the translator app on my iPhone?

by Doug on May 7, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions

That’s some amazing stuff.

In the U.S. version, they’ll have one minute of exciting obstacle course action for every six minutes of contestants talking about their feelings and badmouthing other contestants. Go Japan!

by bama_buck on May 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

Amen. I had the pleasure (?) of watching 20-30 minutes of “The Biggest Loser” with sound in a bar this week. Unbelieveable.

Instead of goofy games & faddish diets, let’s just ship the “contestants” to Parris Island for 4-5 weeks. They’ll have no trouble losing a few pounds there.

by yoyofutbawl on May 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions

For BEST RESULT, must combining training strength with EATING GOOD program. Please not to be consuming the spiced bun or frozen bake, but must drink shake protein and prawn roast salad.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

by Year2 on May 7, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions

Hey so has anyone noticed that HULU is airing Notre Dame football games but FOR SOME REASON won’t air the games Boston College beat ND in? Like in 93? and in 02? or even 04 and 07 and 08 … need I go on

FLY EAGLES FLY

by Milam on May 7, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

I can see it now…

by Turd Ferguson on May 7, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions

not surprising… Remember, NBC and Notre Dame are still contractually in bed together until the year 3245.

In these times, NBC will do everything they can to sell Notre Dame football to advertisers as “good television”.

The only other reason I can think of for not airing certain games is that NBC only has the rights to Notre Dame home games… all of the away games belong to other networks.

by CincySooner on May 7, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions