TERRELLE PRYOR SHOWS COMMITMENT
So, I guess he's not planning on transferring? (Also HT'd: Bucknuts.)
Besides allowing opposing fans the chance to point and suggest that "HURR HE HAS NUTZ ON HIZ ARM," the photo also features an inscrutable hand signal open to a variety of interpretations. We'll assume it's the ancient Chinese hand signal for the Imperial Lotus Sex Manual's "Three Giraffes Walking the Silken Plain" move, represented here by the number three, Pryor's walking giraffe in the left hand, and the obvious anal symbol made by the lovely young woman on the right. The extended fingers on her hand represent tailfeathers. If you need explanation for what this all means...well, you'll never really understand "Three Giraffes Walking the Silken Plain," and should never attempt this maneuver without coaching and at least three months of supervised rehearsal.
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What does that bracelet say? Does Tressel tag his important players with “I am graduating” bracelets?
by ChasingMizzou on May 4, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
i am grateful.. i forget what the rest says.. something about jesus.
by njc on May 4, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
While I am not a supporter of tattoos, I support his commitment to tOSU. He appears to be a remarkably grounded kid, especially considering how he has been surrounded by hoopla his entire athletic life. I don’t think he’ll be circumsising Filipinos any time soon, but I think he will turn out OK anyway.
by Crabapple Buck on May 4, 2009 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
@4
Yeah, trash talking a teammate in the spring game to point of getting a 15 yard penalty in a glorified scrimmage, is really grounded.
Ahh, feels good to get the OSU warmed up in May…
by Just another Michigan Man on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
Is that akin to tattooing your best gal’s name somewhere on your person? In other words, the relationship is now doomed? Perhaps that tat will strengthen his arm a bit, maybe cut down on the big-game fumbles a bit this season.
by NativeSon on May 4, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
Those aren’t gang signs. They’re warning the cameraperson that a flash may frighten Willie Mobley, and he may end up mauling several bystanders. Jesus Christ, look at those paws.
(Oh, and he had that beard as a freshman in high school.)
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on May 4, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
- Your sarcasm meter must need recalibration. Tress was definitely kidding around, and didn’t play Pryor in the 4th because of how the “game” had gone to that point.
by MikeLew on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
Pryor is so arrogant that those have to be gang signals for his “friends” at home.
by OSUcks on May 4, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
Why is TP hanging out with Dhani Jones? I thought that bracelet said “I am GRAYSKULL”
And the flannel outfits are obviously for “Sanford and Son” night at the local skating rink.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on May 4, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
@8 You’re right about the spring game.. but in the jersey scrimmage he got a 15-yarder (after throwing a TD to cut the lead to 1 point) for trash talking that cost his team the red jerseys. Throw in his high school basketball brawls and there’s a pattern there. It is not a pattern you see from a ‘remarkably grounded kid’.
by Booooooop on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
Boooop @ 12
Your blue & white slip is showing. Don’t you need to go change JoePa’s depends?
by Crabapple Buck on May 4, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
@ 12
I don’t believe receiving a taunting penalty in spring practice reflects anything on how “grounded” someone is. Pryor, like everyone else, isn’t perfect. Tebow got a taunting penalty himself against OU in the national championship game. Things get heated, players like those two are very competitive.
Being grounded is about staying humble and using some humility no matter the hype. Terrelle Pryor had an absurd amount of hype surrounding him coming to Ohio State. He’s done nothing to make one think he’s just a prima dona. He’s worked hard, he’s said the right things, he’s shown respect for the upper classmen, he’s obsessed with being a leader for the team, and he’s intent on maintaining good academics. There’s a lot to like about how unsatisfied he is and how much better he wants to be come in all facets of his game. Don’t blur being grounded with still being immature at times. Pryor isn’t a world-revolves-around-me kind of player.
by Bgantz on May 4, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
You had me at “lovely young woman on the right.”
by JediBendu on May 4, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Guys, these are not gang signs. He is flashing a college fraternity sign…its the diamond sign for Kappa Alpha Psi fraternity Inc. The “pretty boys” who step with the red and white canes… Yo Nupe.
by Gman on May 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, Buck.
I sure hope my grounded 19-year-old comes home with a tattoo that covers his entire f’k’n forearm.
by NRBQ on May 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
@ Gman—it surprises me how much I’ve seen the “gang signs” reference with this picture elsewhere online. I saw it and the first thing I thought was, “I didn’t know he was a Kappa…” and looked it up and sure enough, he is.
by Mason Dixon on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
in the jersey scrimmage he got a 15-yarder… for trash talking
Tebow got a taunting penalty himself against OU in the national championship game
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Makes sense. Jersey scrimmage is as close as he’s ever going to get to a national championship, after all.
by Wolverine Say What on May 5, 2009 3:44 AM EDT reply actions
Oh….I thought the sign was 3-9. (see the 3 fingers on one hand, and the remaining visible fingers equal 9…okay, okay…forget the other hand on his shoulder) In any event, everyone, not just scUM fans, know the significance of that! Go Bucks.
by Florida Buckeye on May 5, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
“Makes sense. Jersey scrimmage is as close as he’s ever going to get to a national championship, after all.”
@ Michigan Man…
I believe it is your shit program that has never been to a MNG. I’ll take OSU’s .333 winning percentage in BCS MNCG’s to your zero apperances. Enjoy your double digit point take to Notre Dame you dickless clown. Maybe you will make a BCS also-ran game again someday.
by COB on May 5, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
He has way too nice of teeth to act gangsta.
I don’t expect him to improve drastically unless OSUs OL improves a lot as well. I wouldn’t expect any QB to do well behind a bad OL – fortunately for the bucks being mobile makes it a lot easier on the hogs.
by PSUJorge on May 5, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions
Pyror is far from grounded. From his shady dealings with what’s-his-douche at Jeanette Specialty Glass (as well as tOSU’s shady dealings with the same douche), to his taunting/brawling during high school basketball games, to his trash talking his teammates and opponets. I don’t care if you play for tOSU, UM, UF, OU, PSU, etc…grow up, be a man and act like one on the field. tOSU is just lucky (as is USC and some others) that the NCAA has no backbone (after the Alabama sanctions years ago) and will not punish a major program for rules violations. I will give props to tOSU’s compliance department, they have it on lock and cover their tracks very well…. tOSU players get paid better than 90% of the state of Ohio.
by JPTS on May 5, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
“He’s done nothing to make one think he’s just a prima dona.” Like crying alone on the bench after a loss or taunting a teammate in a scrimmage or saying he’s coming to tUOS to give Jturd the help to win a NC or claiming he played “exceptional” at the spring game or saying it is payback time to the other teams who beat them, the kids got the skills of an adult but the mind of an child. I don’t hate him, but give me a break about not being a prima donna.
by I call b.s. on May 5, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
@17 and 19.
Yeah, he’s a Kappa, and there was a big step show at tOSU last week, in addition to it being Greek Week right now. All the Greeks are acting big on campus, this is probably just a result of that.
The outfit is probably because they were at a TG, themed gathering. Its basically an exclusive party for a frat and a sorority where they pick a theme and dress up. Hence, flannel and nike golf hats. I guess they were just making fun of all the other shitty frats on campus..(BTPi).
by Jack on May 5, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
Great news for all on OSU’s schedule….he’s an over-rated “me first” Vick wannabee. Tressel will soon become fed-up and bench him, then he can have the tattoo removed.
by Big 11 xspurt on May 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Flannel shirts are in style unless you are from some back wooded mid-western state that gets fashion 10 years after it already has come and gone. The bracelet says: Thank you God, I am Grateful. I am sure all you wannabee haters were so “grounded” when you were 19. Go back to your minimum wage job and keep hating on a class program. You will be talking smack about 18-19 year old kids your entire life since you are a …..LOSER!
by UguysRidiots on Jun 4, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
@24
Give me a break and please STFU. You must feel like a real man calling out a teenager.
by YoMama on Jun 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
“…then he can have the tattoo removed.” I don’t want his tattoo to be removed! I like it and I think it is cool.
by Stella on Jun 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT reply actions
How can a scum fan talk about a osu player, your going to get beat up in November. -:)
by j kwapich on Jun 5, 2009 8:03 AM EDT reply actions
JPTS do you really know more of what’s going on with OSU football players & recruiting or are you just running your douche bag mouth? I vote for you being a douche bag in this instances. Jealousy is a big indicater of “Douch-Bag Syndrome”. Go find your mother and beat the crap out of her for giving birth to such a living turd such as yourself! You know NOTHING about OSU football and the players. Keep your c*cksucker shut and you may learn some useful things in life.
“JPTS says:
Pyror is far from grounded. From his shady dealings with what’s-his-douche at Jeanette Specialty Glass (as well as tOSU’s shady dealings with the same douche), to his taunting/brawling during high school basketball games, to his trash talking his teammates and opponets. I don’t care if you play for tOSU, UM, UF, OU, PSU, etc…grow up, be a man and act like one on the field. tOSU is just lucky (as is USC and some others) that the NCAA has no backbone (after the Alabama sanctions years ago) and will not punish a major program for rules violations. I will give props to tOSU’s compliance department, they have it on lock and cover their tracks very well…. tOSU players get paid better than 90% of the state of Ohio."
by Curt on Jun 5, 2009 9:04 AM EDT reply actions
WOW. Thats not a gang sign and he’s DEFINATELY NOT in a FRATERNITY.
He’s not a KAPPA at OSU…..PERIOD
You people make up so much SHIT
by osustudent on Jun 5, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
The sign being made is a “buckeye” leaves with the nut. Sheeeesh what is the big deal….a cat cant get a tat? at least it is honoring his school and not something really stupid like a girlfriend. Get a life morons
by Peteywheatstraw on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions

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