GET CAREER ADVICE FROM THE CAREER-LESS

by Orson on Apr 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT

Heeeeeeeyyyy kids! Have you ever wanted to get daggered? Well, if you come to BLOGS WITH BALLS in NYC, we personally guarantee that Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post will DAGGAH DAGGAH DAGGAH with you.* Also, you can hear bloggers dispense career advice, a presentation whose occurrence will officially retire the term and concept of irony to the rhetorical glue factory.

After our presentation, a speech by this man on night navigation in small planes.

Also, we'll buy you a cocktail if you show up. We will not, however, DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER with you. But Dan Steinberg, king of island rhythms most fierce, will!

*He probably won't, but you'll never know unless you ask.

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I’d prefer a speech on sculpting the perfect hair-helmet.

by GuavaSteve on Apr 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

I am not a fan of the Kennedys, but are you attempting to make a reservation in Hell in order to avoid the line?

by Coop on Apr 30, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions

Too soon.

by DoubleDawg05 on Apr 30, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions

i just assume this is orson’s way of indicating that he’ll be taking the podium to the tune of “candle in the wind”

by brady quinn medicine woman on Apr 30, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions

Is someone going to be live blogging this?

by Brian on Apr 30, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions

I lol’d. Of course, I laugh at 9/11 jokes and cripples.

by dawg 05 on Apr 30, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions

Yes, I want to spend fifty bucks to listen to sports bloggers in NYC. Man, what could be better than that? Oh, yeah, actually working. By writing on my political blog. Gah. FML.

by Wes Wolfe on Apr 30, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, Orson, just wow.

by John on May 1, 2009 2:35 AM EDT reply actions

JFK Jr.’s speech will also include sections on:

a.} the hazards of spatial disorientation,
b.} lack of situational awareness and
c.} terminal cases of “gethomeitis”

Dagger…LOL!!!

by Charles on May 1, 2009 5:58 AM EDT reply actions

Are you lost?

by CincySooner on May 1, 2009 8:55 AM EDT reply actions

Anyone who fails the bar three times is fair game for internet jokes.

by Dash on May 1, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

@ 11

but what if he was too busying banging every girl he saw, including your mother, sister/s, and grandmother/s?

In his defense, it is hard to study Wills and other general T & E issues, let’s not get started on Civil Procedure, when you have to wipe the tail off your shoes.

But, yeah, if you study, there is no reason you should not pass your second time, at worst.

by Coop on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions