GET CAREER ADVICE FROM THE CAREER-LESS
Heeeeeeeyyyy kids! Have you ever wanted to get daggered? Well, if you come to BLOGS WITH BALLS in NYC, we personally guarantee that Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post will DAGGAH DAGGAH DAGGAH with you.* Also, you can hear bloggers dispense career advice, a presentation whose occurrence will officially retire the term and concept of irony to the rhetorical glue factory.
After our presentation, a speech by this man on night navigation in small planes.
Also, we’ll buy you a cocktail if you show up. We will not, however, DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER with you. But Dan Steinberg, king of island rhythms most fierce, will!
*He probably won’t, but you’ll never know unless you ask.
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GuavaSteve says:
I’d prefer a speech on sculpting the perfect hair-helmet.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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Coop says:
I am not a fan of the Kennedys, but are you attempting to make a reservation in Hell in order to avoid the line?
April 30th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
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DoubleDawg05 says:
Too soon.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
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brady quinn medicine woman says:
i just assume this is orson’s way of indicating that he’ll be taking the podium to the tune of “candle in the wind”
April 30th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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Brian says:
Is someone going to be live blogging this?
April 30th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
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dawg 05 says:
I lol’d. Of course, I laugh at 9/11 jokes and cripples.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
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Wes Wolfe says:
Yes, I want to spend fifty bucks to listen to sports bloggers in NYC. Man, what could be better than that? Oh, yeah, actually working. By writing on my political blog. Gah. FML.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
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John says:
Wow, Orson, just wow.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:35 am
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Charles says:
JFK Jr.’s speech will also include sections on:
a.} the hazards of spatial disorientation,
b.} lack of situational awareness and
c.} terminal cases of “gethomeitis”
Dagger…LOL!!!
May 1st, 2009 at 4:58 am
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CincySooner says:
#7
Are you lost?
May 1st, 2009 at 7:55 am
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Dash says:
Anyone who fails the bar three times is fair game for internet jokes.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:50 am
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Coop says:
@ 11
but what if he was too busying banging every girl he saw, including your mother, sister/s, and grandmother/s?
In his defense, it is hard to study Wills and other general T & E issues, let’s not get started on Civil Procedure, when you have to wipe the tail off your shoes.
But, yeah, if you study, there is no reason you should not pass your second time, at worst.
May 1st, 2009 at 6:58 pm