MINGOVIA THANKS YOU. LET US SING.

by Orson on Apr 28, 2009 9:41 AM EDT

Mingovia! Sing with us the anthem this morning to celebrate our good fortune to have triumphed in the Name of the Year contest! RAISE YOUR SCYTHES AND BELLOW FORTH THY AFFECTION AND LOYALTY!!!

Mingovia the Great! Mingovia the Good!

The land of smoking craters

where once our en'mies stood...

The sunny pines of Barko! The brothelettes of Ming!

Let every filthy parcel

To Lord Mingo's glory sing!

Vanquished if you're lucky--far worse if you should lag

In battle with Lord Mingo

You'll end up bound and gagged

Today we feed the Kraken--Sweet Bubbles, Mingo's pet!

We sing as we make foes

Into Kraken-sized croquettes.

Now Mingo at the balcony--Our Steampunk Emperor, hail!

Half linebacker, half god,

Our love-shall--nehh-vaaaaaar----FAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!

On behalf of the Steampunk Emperor, we thank you for your support of Mingovia. Now go forth on Charity Day--Lord Mingo proclaims a feast, with a roasted ostrich in every square and fountains of mead all around. Also, public sex and the killing of one--THAT'S JUST ONE, PEOPLE--servant for sport shall be tolerated until curfew at 6 p.m. today. GET TO IT MINGOVIANS.

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Orson, any chance you’ll set up an interview with Mingo about this during UF/LSU week?

by Geaux Irish on Apr 28, 2009 9:46 AM EDT reply actions

This is sure to be mentioned by Verne Lundquist during the telecast of every LSU game he does this year. Good work Orson.

by Crabapple Buck on Apr 28, 2009 10:20 AM EDT reply actions

I just wish she would have been turned into a pile of Macadangdang nuts.
Mingo FTW! Now, it begins. As it shall be, as it was written.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 28, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions

On a serious note, maybe he can stop Bobby Petrino and his “Swine Flu” offense, which they say, if we dont stop it in 3 yrs, we will all be dead, and its more contagious than the “Spread Offense”. Not to be confused with the “Tony Franklin Spread Offense”™ that infected the Plains of Auburn, but was contained before an a outbreak of TD’s was detected.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 28, 2009 10:31 AM EDT reply actions

Does this mean the end of the Mingo threads? This has become the “Tom Shane” of edsbs.com.

by sickofmingo on Apr 28, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions

Fountains of mead…check
Public sex….check
Killing of a servant…ummm…not yet.

by JIMatUA on Apr 28, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

Hail Ming!

Bring me the Bore worms….

by Roaminggator on Apr 28, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

BM has a “Kraken”? How can anyone compete with that? All hail BM!

by Croc on Apr 28, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

If you look at the voting map, you’ll notice something pretty interesting.

Orson Swindle:Barkevious Mingo::Karl Rove:George W. Bush

by White Speed Receiver on Apr 28, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions

It’s a resounding victory in the electoral college, too, where our leader triumphed by a tally of 321-217. Let the sacrifices begin!

by rusty on Apr 28, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

I still prefer Macadangdang. I mean, come on.

by Vol on Apr 28, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

With Liberty and Corndogs for All….

by Les Miles Forehead on Apr 28, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions

I hope that the Mingo interview turns out like a Kenny Irons interview.

by Geori on Apr 28, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs&feature=related

I can hear this in the background as Mingo strolls by on his war elephants, leading the triumphant Mingovian victory parade. Crowds cheer, soldiers kiss girls, moms cry.

What exactly does the Mingovian anthem sound like?

by natijacket on Apr 28, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions