MINGOVIA THANKS YOU. LET US SING.
Mingovia! Sing with us the anthem this morning to celebrate our good fortune to have triumphed in the Name of the Year contest! RAISE YOUR SCYTHES AND BELLOW FORTH THY AFFECTION AND LOYALTY!!!
Mingovia the Great! Mingovia the Good!
The land of smoking craters
where once our en’mies stood…
The sunny pines of Barko! The brothelettes of Ming!
Let every filthy parcel
To Lord Mingo’s glory sing!
Vanquished if you’re lucky–far worse if you should lag
In battle with Lord Mingo
You’ll end up bound and gagged
Today we feed the Kraken–Sweet Bubbles, Mingo’s pet!
We sing as we make foes
Into Kraken-sized croquettes.
Now Mingo at the balcony–Our Steampunk Emperor, hail!
Half linebacker, half god,
Our love-shall–nehh-vaaaaaar—-FAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!
On behalf of the Steampunk Emperor, we thank you for your support of Mingovia. Now go forth on Charity Day–Lord Mingo proclaims a feast, with a roasted ostrich in every square and fountains of mead all around. Also, public sex and the killing of one–THAT’S JUST ONE, PEOPLE–servant for sport shall be tolerated until curfew at 6 p.m. today. GET TO IT MINGOVIANS.
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Geaux Irish says:
Orson, any chance you’ll set up an interview with Mingo about this during UF/LSU week?
April 28th, 2009 at 8:46 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
This is sure to be mentioned by Verne Lundquist during the telecast of every LSU game he does this year. Good work Orson.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I just wish she would have been turned into a pile of Macadangdang nuts.
Mingo FTW! Now, it begins. As it shall be, as it was written.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:24 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
On a serious note, maybe he can stop Bobby Petrino and his “Swine Flu” offense, which they say, if we dont stop it in 3 yrs, we will all be dead, and its more contagious than the “Spread Offense”. Not to be confused with the “Tony Franklin Spread Offense”(tm) that infected the Plains of Auburn, but was contained before an a outbreak of TD’s was detected.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:31 am
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sickofmingo says:
Does this mean the end of the Mingo threads? This has become the “Tom Shane” of edsbs.com.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:36 am
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JIMatUA says:
Fountains of mead…check
Public sex….check
Killing of a servant…ummm…not yet.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:53 am
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Roaminggator says:
Hail Ming!
Bring me the Bore worms….
April 28th, 2009 at 10:05 am
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Croc says:
BM has a “Kraken”? How can anyone compete with that? All hail BM!
April 28th, 2009 at 10:05 am
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White Speed Receiver says:
If you look at the voting map, you’ll notice something pretty interesting.
Orson Swindle:Barkevious Mingo::Karl Rove:George W. Bush
April 28th, 2009 at 11:28 am
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rusty says:
It’s a resounding victory in the electoral college, too, where our leader triumphed by a tally of 321-217. Let the sacrifices begin!
April 28th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
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Vol says:
I still prefer Macadangdang. I mean, come on.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
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Les Miles Forehead says:
With Liberty and Corndogs for All….
April 28th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
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Geori says:
I hope that the Mingo interview turns out like a Kenny Irons interview.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
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natijacket says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs&feature=related
I can hear this in the background as Mingo strolls by on his war elephants, leading the triumphant Mingovian victory parade. Crowds cheer, soldiers kiss girls, moms cry.
What exactly does the Mingovian anthem sound like?
April 28th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
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Sweatervest Meat says:
I’m happy to see that such an auspicious occasion has prompted LSUFreek to lend his considerable talents to EDSBS once again. All Hail Mingovia!
April 28th, 2009 at 11:01 pm