CURIOUS INDEX, 4/28/2009

That AU limo is so bad and those shirts are even worse. Currently they are cruising in a white stretched Hummer trolling for high school kids in the Troy area. If it helps us get some players, it’s worth it though.

I threw up in the girls’ bathroom in Weaver a few times freshman year…I was a truly loser-ish Hume kid though…at least it was new Hume, which is vurry nice

w00t Weaver 4! Honors nerds ( and Yes i was one, in 1993) FTMFW!!!!!!!

Alternative slogans (Other than, “Auburn Football 2009…It’s Always Prom Night on the Plains!”):

“Auburn Enterprise: We’ll Pick You Up! (And then drop you into the depths of dispair faster than you can say Kodi Burns? Kodi? With a “K” and an “I”? Is he a stripper?)"

“War Eagle Escort Services: The Short Fat Bald One Will Bang Your Head Into the Wall.”

“Auburn Football: Hey Little Boy! Want Some Caaaandy?”

“Auburn: When Driving to Your Part Time Job as a Cook at Hooters, Get There in Style!”

Auburn 1983? Don’t forget the Z-28, unless you were seriously ballin, in which case you went straight for the IROC.

Throw in a sweet mullet and thin, thin stash and the panties literally disintegrated in your presence.

Dear fat, middle aged, or not, men,

The oversized, untucked shirt is not fooling anyone.

1. The AU coaches are on what Chizdik calls the Tiger Prowl and it is so ausome.

2. ND players, if it bends its funny, if it breaks its not funny.

If they truly want the full ’80’s effect, then they need something similar to what Argyle drove in Die Hard complete with the boomerang trunk antenna.

And it’s a shame such rap mastery wasn’t produced at Weaver 4. I could have checked it out on my way to and from Graham 3.

i thought it was The AU coaching staff’s bowling team picture

If that doesn’t look like a limo full of people headed to The Bunny Ranch, I don’t know what does.

am I the only one who thought the inmate work crews in alabama have much nicer rides than other states?

On a happier note, each Auburn recruit can expect to receive a lovely corsage, fruity hunchpunch, and an awkward backseat sexual experience they’ll never forgot.

If that’s 1983 Auburn, where’s Pantless Pat Dye?

Winning the SEC and damn near the MNC? I’ll take 1983 any day as a Auburn fan -

and hell to the yearhare those some pimpin’ shirts…..

Ju Ju Taylor and De’Cody Fagg ain’t got nothin on Mike Hunt, lb, Miss. St.

Something about that picture just screams “This way to your table, sir.”
Or END ZONE VALET PARKING $5.00

War Eagle Car Wash
“Screaming Eagle”: $15.00
“Bird Bath”: $10.00
“Feather Dusting”: $5.00
Note: Not Responsible for items left in cars. All kids will be recruited for QB not matter what age.

Coop…the untucked shirt beats the alternative.

The only difference in this Auburn photo and the Alabama photo( it exist, I know it does), was Mike Price was the only coach in the limo, and the rest were strippers ordering food at a drive thru topless, via the sunroof, paid in full on the Alabama Get Your Ass Fired Express Card, dont leave the motel without it.

This is pure 100% AUsome shameless self-promotion marketing at its finest. It is getting coverage all over the country which is what I’m sure Auburn wanted. Now, with the slight tweak of going with a stretch Hummer it is turning heads which is what it was meant to do.

Going back to the 80’s…SIMPLY AWESOME.

Now to see what other schools do to try and top it.

PA_Tiger

Virginia Tech also has a player named George George. I’m still trying to figure that one out.

I have been reading this web site for many a year without ever feeling compelled to post but today I feel that compulsion: Weaver 4 is a hive of mark ass tricks and a disgrace to the university. By contrast, the salty seamen of South 3 run things. Sorry, thangs. Run thangs.